South of Nowhere RECAP/REVIEW: 2x04

South of Nowhere RECAP/REVIEW: 2x04

   11/11/2015       Unknown

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The Good:

• Our second OTP Clay and Chelsea had sex! Yeah, you guys go get laid, you beautiful creatures!
• Then the fact Glen couldn't get it up. That means less Madison X Glen babies in the future. Created in bathrooms. 
• Spencer's dad fighting for his wife to believe that Spencer doesn't need fixed. 
• The fact that Spencer and Ashley can get over the small stuff and have cute moments at the end of the episode. 

The Bad:

• Aiden needs to stop. I mean, he's not going to be framed by a hitman because said hitman is really intelligent and puts enough meth in his trunk he could be on Breaking Bad. 
• Chelsea and Clay are probably going to break up. Damn it! We didn't even get a candle house like on Grey's Anatomy! Fuck y'all!
• Spencer's mom is only interesting when she's having sex with that one guy who isn't her husband. Why did she set her up with a guy who is already dating someone? You boring asshole! 
• Madison's dig at Ohio. Fuck you Madison! Okay, yeah, maybe money isn't everything in Ohio, but- okay. Maybe there was some truth there.

The WTF?:

• Why does Ashley care so much about who Aiden dates. I mean, as the viewer, I'm practically Jesus here. I decide what I feel. Wait. That doesn't make me Jesus. Anyways. Seriously, think about it this way: if Aiden gets Kyla or whatever her sister's name is pregnant, they won't show up to school. Because they'll be ASHAMED. Madison and Glen will laugh at them so hard. So Ashley, just poke a hole in the condom!
• Why is Kyla so fucking impressed with Aiden setting out some candles on a basketball court. Really. Improve your standards, you boring fucker!If you're going to do candles....
• Madison forging a signature. 

TL;DR: Kyla has no standards which means that she's perfect prey for Aiden. Chelsea got accepted into an art school so our 2nd OTP is going to break up most likely and I'll be here crying and shit. Glen and Madison are insufferable. Spencer is going to come out soon! But Spencer's mom sucks so that means it's going to be bad.