How To Get Away With Murder 2x05: "Meet Bonnie" RECAP (AKA the one where people declare love for people in weird ways)

How To Get Away With Murder 2x05: "Meet Bonnie" RECAP (AKA the one where people declare love for people in weird ways)

   10/22/2015       Unknown

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Oooh boy.
Previously on HTGAWM:

• Annalise caught Nate and Wes communicating. Obviously, there's going to be some shit that goes down because of this. I predict that she starts off by saying, "I am protecting you," to either of them. Which, yeah, she is protecting them, but is there a way to protect them that doesn't require... pinning murder on Nate? 
• Rebecca is buried in a cemetery. 
• We still don't know what happened with Asher and Tiffany at Trotter Lake. Nor do we know about what happened with Bonnie. 
• But we did find out a little bit about one character! Michaela was adopted! And she's totally interested in Caleb the adopted parent killer. 
• Connor was mouthing off about Annalise last episode. I'm praying this doesn't lead to his demise, because I like Connor. 
• Still no sign of Eve. 
• Annalise almost killed her ex-boyfriend's she pinned the murder of her dead husband on (who was actually murdered by her law student she has an ambiguous relationship with) wife. The fact I even had to type that sentence just proves how confusing the world could be. 
• Oh yeah, I almost forgot that Bonnie confessed to murder to Asher. 

Predictions that I kind of hope I'm either wrong or right about:

• So we learn about Bonnie this episode, right? I'm going to copy and paste my predictions from last episode relating to her. "Bonnie. This should be the episode with her flashback, right? Maybe she came from a religious cult or an abusive relationship or family. I think Sam has something to do with it. Hear me out, okay? Sam was a therapist. Maybe he heard her story and felt like he had to do something. But Annalise was the hand that pulled her up from the darkness, so that's why Bonnie thinks it's all due to Annalise. Maybe Bonnie doesn't know that Sam had more to do with it, but Annalise thinks she does. Also, perhaps Bonnie actually killed someone in her past. She was talking to Rebecca about killing girls, and Rebecca said she herself didn't kill any girls, but maybe Bonnie was not referring to Rebecca. Maybe she was really referring to herself. "
• I suspect that Bonnie is getting arrested this episode. I mean, she confessed that she murdered Sam. That wasn't even who she fucking murdered, though! God, Paris!
• I really don't want bad things to happen to Connor (and I guess Wes) or Nate, 'cause they're just for the most part trying to live their lives. But they crossed a line with Annalise. 
• I still think that Tiffany girl from Trotter Lake died from some fucking lame frat party. People have theories that she got pregnant, so that's why I'm just throwing that out there. 
• I always pronounce Levi as Le-vee in my head. He's always going to be Levee in my mind. Levee fucks up and crosses a line with Michaela this episode and BFF Connor tells him off even though Connor would totally have sex with him if Oliver was out of the picture. Which we love Oliver in the picture, so let's always keep him in the picture. 
• Annalise eats some more yogurt or ice cream this episode. It's recurring symbolism, the whole food eating stuff. I mean, the symbolism is that Annalise Keating is fucking amazing, but who said symbolism has to have a deep meaning?
• I suspect that Wes is going to become more likable soon. I mean, he was a little less unbearable last week than he was the last few episodes last week. 
• Connor and Oliver will probably do something cute or adorable this episode. Or they might repeat 2x02. I don't even know with these two anymore. I just want them to be alive. 
• I still think those adopted twins are doing inappropriate things. Like, what if Caleb is one of those brothers that touches the inside of her thigh? What if they randomly kiss in the bathroom if one of them is too stressed out? I still think that there's something going on with them and they need to chill out. 
• Who has sex this episode? Not Bonnie, since y'know, arrested. Not Asher. Not Wes (unless Levee is up for the challenge) or Michaela. Annalise has too many of her potential lovers forming alliances against her, and Eve is nowhere to be found. Maybe they'll say something about Connor and Oliver having sex, but they won't get an actual scene? Frank and Laurel are totally going to get naked this episode and have weird drunken awkward sex. 

I have a feeling that this is going to be a really intense episode, and I'm super excited. The last few episodes haven't had many " :o " moments (in my opinion) compared to last season, but I really am hoping that this is the one.

I've been so stressed out and anxious as of lately. I just need a great episode of HTGAWM.

Flashforward!

Someone is running away in the house. It's Bonnie! Maybe she isn't arrested! Bonnie goes into a car. Asher is there, panicking.

Asher is in court in the present, in deep thought.

Back to Bonnie and Asher, Bonnie is talking about why she murdered Sam. Except she didn't. She says that Sam was trying to rape her. She says she hit him with a lamp, killing him.

Back in court, Asher runs out.

Bonnie is in Annalise's office. Frank is there.

Michaela, Laurel, and Wes are outside the door, panicking. Connor comes out and says that their lives are owned by Annalise now, so they might as well drink a beer or two and relax.

Bonnie gets a phone call. It was about the Hapstall case. Annalise sighs, relieved.

Asher comes in, angry. He threatens to break Frank's face. Annalise lets him in and Asher wants Bonnie out.

Michaela and Laurel get upset with Frank for not telling what's going on with Asher. He says that they have an eye on him, just like the rest of them. BRING UP THE DATING SITE, FRANK!

Annalise says that Bonnie did actually murder Sam to Asher. She starts talking about how women are never taken seriously when they're raped. Then, she tells Asher that if he testifies to what he knows, Annalise and Bonnie are going to go to jail.

Asher goes back to Emily Sinclair and his father. He says he knows who killed Sam. Are you fucking kidding me, Asher? Seriously? Why can't you enjoy the bonding powers of lying about murder?

And... commercials.

Asher's dad yells at him because he withheld evidence. Emily asks what's happened and who murdered Sam.

See, Emily can't Annalise. She's not going to win anything by pure luck.

Keating Four are talking. They're talking about orgies. Jesus fuck, okay. They've been drinking. Connor tells Wes that he needs to be in it, because penis balances are important. We learn that Connor wants to know what Wes has to offer, and Michaela kind of likes Frank's beard. I'm sure you would love to know about his hitman status, too, Michaela!

Convo of the week happened here:

C: Would you like to go to jail without having an orgasm?
M: And you're going to help me with that?
C: I might give it a shot.
L: Back off, she's mine.

squad goals

Annalise tells them what to do with the case of the Hapstall's, which I'm not paying attention to. At all.

Bonnie and Asher are talking in the car. He says that he hasn't said anything to Emily. Bonnie says the other students didn't know shit. He asks if the only reason Bonnie slept with him the first time was for an alibi. Bonnie says that yes, that's how they did start, but that's not how she feels now.

It's kind of sad, but... Bonnie.... you're a fucking liar.

Frank brings in phone records to Annalise. Frank talks about how Wes continuously calls Levee. Which is grounds to be suspicious of him.

Michaela is currently having dirty phone talk with Levee. Annalise takes her phone, but when the camera turns back around, it still looks like she has the phone in her shirt. Oops. Goofs happen to the best of us.

Annalise is in the car. Nate comes in.

Annalise starts telling him about Nia. She says she lied. And then she says that Nia kind of wanted her to... y'know, off her. Annalise says she's telling him this because she doesn't want anymore secrets between them. They hold hands and Nate says thanks.

"forgive me for making your life an utter hell"

"why'd you do it"

"for my law student"

Frank goes into the basement. Laurel is there.

F: What's wrong?
L: Nothing.

Then they kiss and shit.

Laurel takes off her pants and then her underwear.

This is probably one of the more intense sex scenes on there. I kind of hope Bonnie walks in. I don't know why, I just do, y'know?

Bonnie walks in and Connor, Wes and Michaela are there. Bonnie asks where Annalise is, and Connor and Wes start sassing her. WRONG! YOU DO NOT SASS PARIS GELLER. She will literally kill you. Literally.

Michaela pulls up a video that proves the parent killer's aunt is racist. Caleb walks in and gets upset.

Back to Asher. He's about to sign some papers. Asher brings up the David Allen case, and says that he should admit to what he did. His dad gets mad at him and Asher leaves in tears. Uh... did Asher just say he had a kid?

I mean, he could have just meant his dad isn't protecting his kid (Asher) but... I don't know, I hear shit sometimes. It's ridiculous.

Back at Annalise's, they're watching the video. Laurel comes in and everyone knows she just had her own version of D-Day.

Michaela, Connor, and Oliver are there. Oliver asks if he would get paid for this stuff. Connor says he doesn't want to work for Annalise. I agree. Michaela agrees. Connor says that he might get arrested and then he says he loves Oliver.

"what's wrong with you?"

"murder. nbd ily"

Asher and Emily are in a bar. Emily pressures him to tell about Sam.

Oliver managed to get the rest of the audio of the parent killer's aunt. It goes on, and she says that she wasn't sure if she heard anything. Then she calls the adopted kids half-breeds.

The judge is going to investigate about how the audio was obtained. Oh fucking no. Protect Oliver. Protect him. He's innocent and needs a shield from the bullshit.

Catherine yells in court about how the judge should understand the racist aunt is a bad person, because she's black.

Levee and Wes go to the cemetery. Levee talks to Bruno and pulls out a gun. What the fuck, Levi? Dean Thomas kind of has that same, "WTF???" look on his face. Dean/Wes intervenes and says nobody is getting shot, because Harry Potter is not this fucking dark. Wes just wants to know what Bruno knows. Then nobody gets shot and we can all go back to eating cereal at midnight.

i saved this as "nbd lol i just have a gun"

I'm so, so worried. About everyone. Jesus fuck.

Wes walks into the courtroom. They ask if Wes brought the drugs. Michaela walks in and pressures Bonnie to tell her what they know.

Annalise explodes on them and tells them all that Asher was going to testify against all of them.

Wes thinks about stealing some keys.

Bruno tells Wes that he just gave access to the storage locker.

Annalise starts to panic about the studets being nosy.

Wes doesn't get to steal the keys, because Frank takes them. It's kind of like a cheating spouse and their cell phone. Don't leave it lying around, you fucking idiot. Annalise calls Wes into her office.

Laurel, Connor, and Michaela start to team up against Wes. Or rather, plot to.

Annalise goes into Nate's apartment and panics about Sam.

Levi and Wes are outside. Michaela, Laurel, and Connor come out of a car and Michaela starts screaming. She assumes that Wes and Levee were gay for each other. It's.. really fucked up when that's your first thought, Michaela.

Nate is pissed that he took the fall for Bonnie. Annalise says she would die instead of hurting him again, because she hates what she did, and she hates herself.

You know your life is fucked up when you see a cop car come by and assume that you're going to be arrested. Luckily, Michaela, Laurel, Connor, and Wes aren't getting arrested this time around. Wes has the key though! I repeat: Wes has the key!

LEVEL UP!

The cops come by and take Levi in because he has meth in his trunk. Levi screams that he was set up, but what I learned from criminal justice in junior year was 1.) everyone says that and 2.) nobody believes it.

Bonnie and Asher are in a bar together. Bonnie says that she made a mistake. Paris/Bonnie starts to cry. She tells him that she's not the only one who will go down for this if he testifies. They say that they love each other. Asher walks away, and we know he's going to testify.

Bonnie goes to her car and starts to sob to Annalise. Bonnie says that she is stupid for telling him and that he's going to testify.

Wes, Laurel, Michaela and Connor find the place where Rebecca's dead body is. Laurel and Connor don't want to see a dead body. Which I really can't blame them for. Connor should have a normal life and Laurel should do whatever the hell she wants. But the Connor thing isn't going to happen. So, uh, Laurel....

Annalise comes into Asher's apartment and takes a flashdrive. She tells him to sit down.

Wes opens up the bag and finds money instead of Rebecca's dead body.

Frank put in the meth in Levi's car.

Michaela and Connor are pissed about being taken there. Laurel and Wes's brotp is over, too. Disappointing.

Annalise and Asher are watching a video from Bonnie's childhood. It's a video of Bonnie and her father. He molested her.

Oh my god. I'm going to cry. I'm going to fucking cry. I love Bonnie so much. Protect this murderous lawyer.

Flashforward,

Bonnie stops the car to pee. She goes into a bathroom and scrubs blood off herself. What the hell? What the absolute hell? She still looks better than me on a night of a murder.

Asher left the car in the flashforward. He went to the police.

My predictions: 

• Bonnie did come from an abusive background. We don't know about the rest of that, though.
• Bonnie didn't get arrested. That was Levee. 
• Bad things happen when you tell your boyfriend you've recently entered a boring, domesticated relationship with that there's a slight possibility you could be getting arrested. I mean, what the fuck, Connor? Oliver seems so normal. And yet you're going to involve him in this bullshit. I think Wes is safe for now, and so is Nate. 
• I think my theory about Asher might be a little bit wrong. I don't know anymore. 
• Connor did start to tell Levee off, but then the whole 'arrested' thing happened. Oops. Why did I think it was Bonnie who was getting arrested? Oh yeah, because she confessed to murder to her blabbermouth boyfriend. 
• I don't remember Annalise eating anything this episode. Oops. 
• Wes is a little bit more bearable. I guess. He protected Bruno so it's fine. He's fine. Okay. Whatever. 
• Connor said, "I love you," which is a big ol' fucking deal. 
• Frank and Laurel had sex. I can't take them seriously because of the word, "Flaurel" like wtf even is that. Flaurel. Have you ever pronounced it out loud. 

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Iced Coffee on an Autumn Day Where It's Too Cold to Drink It

Iced Coffee on an Autumn Day Where It's Too Cold to Drink It

   10/18/2015       Unknown

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I started watching The Guild  when I should probably be asleep. But hey! Screw sleep. I got through 2 entire seasons. 

Recently, it's been hard for me to write personal posts. It's because my life has been like that one game where you roll stuff back and forth rapidly. What is that called? I don't even know what that's called. Does it even have a name or is it just so universally considered so stupid it doesn't even get a name?

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I feel great one day, and then another day, I want to come home and ball my eyes out over a bunch of nonexistent ice cream.

I have stuff sorted out in categories from bad to good in my life right now.

The bad stuff:

1. I left my environmental science book on Thursday and now I cannot do my assignment.
2. I am still a nervous wreck about 99.9% things on this Earth.
3. I have to retake my ACT
4. I have to study for my ACT. Doing this makes me have a breakdown that ends up with tears. Try to explain this to someone. They don't understand. I stop studying because nobody will fucking listen to me. 
5. My chest hurts. Where I'm from, unless you're pregnant or someone you're related to is a nurse, good luck going to a doctor. And guess what I constantly think about? Not a good combination.
6. That one feeling in the back of my mind where I realize I'm never going to be able to live that one (really fun to me) boring life, where all of the careers I want are careers that are financially stable careers that will pay enough money so that I'll have routine medical care I never got in my childhood due to the fact nobody in my life was financially stable. So that need for stability but need for having a job I don't totally fucking hate is a real need. 

The good stuff:

1. There's a lot of time left before number 6 becomes a legit concern. Kinda. 
2. I have a C in math analysis!
3. I found a college that will accept my ACT score that will take my college credits I have. I mean, it's a second choice (or third... or fourth...) but it's still going to accept my credits. So that long weekend I spent drinking iced coffee doing a hundred Excel assignments wasn't totally pointless.
4. I have stuff to recap every Thursday!
5. It's cold out!

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How To Get Away With Murder RECAP 2x04- Skanks Get Shanked

How To Get Away With Murder RECAP 2x04- Skanks Get Shanked

   10/16/2015       Unknown

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Last episode, a few things happened:

• We find out that Nate calls Annalise the night she gets shot. Nate makes Wes, Connor, Michaela, and Laurel get into the car when he comes by.
• Rebecca is Eggs. Levi thinks she's dead because she was talking about how bad things were. Wes and Levi kind of formed an alliance.
• Michaela and Levi are kind of cute (better than IRRELEVANT and Michaela) but it sucks because he's using her to figure out where his foster sister is.
• There's something really, really bad about Asher. He's covering something up about a girl named Tiffany and he had his dad help him with it. So that one episode where we all sympathized with him after his dad kicked him out of the family? Means nothing. Dead to me.
•  Speaking of Asher, Bonnie and him broke up. 
• Also, Asher worked with Emily St Clair or Sinclair or whatever.
• Oh yeah, Nate and Wes are teaming up against Annalise. 

Predictions (that I'm probably totally wrong about):

• Bonnie. This should be the episode with her flashback, right? Maybe she came from a religious cult or an abusive relationship or family. I think Sam has something to do with it. Hear me out, okay? Sam was a therapist. Maybe he heard her story and felt like he had to do something. But Annalise was the hand that pulled her up from the darkness, so that's why Bonnie thinks it's all due to Annalise. Maybe Bonnie doesn't know that Sam had more to do with it, but Annalise thinks she does. Also, perhaps Bonnie actually killed someone in her past. She was talking to Rebecca about killing girls, and Rebecca said she herself didn't kill any girls, but maybe Bonnie was not referring to Rebecca. Maybe she was really referring to herself. 
• Asher's a frat boy at heart. I think I know where this is going. Tiffany could have been a girl at some lame party who died there. His dad covered it up. Emily knows about it.
• Wes is probably going to continue being lame. Sorry, I kind of hate him. It's... I can't help it this season.
• You know what? I'm going to guess what happened on the night Emily died/Annalise got shot. So you know how Nate calls her? Maybe that's just to establish an alibi, because he knows exactly what happened but wants to make it look like he's innocent. There's got to be a reason Wes and Nate have teamed up together that leads to this happening in the future. The whole thing that's ?????? about this theory is why Michaela, Laurel, and Connor would be involved, but I feel as if Wes doesn't really need them anymore so he's totally okay with going to prison and taking the others down with him. Did that show a bit of my hatred for Wes? Okay, moving on.
• Still, what's Eve got to do with any of this? There's got to be more to her character than just Jean Grey kissing Amanda Walker (as nice as that is- it's still not enough to make her a fully developed character) and I want to knowwwww. She has to have something to do with Murder/Shooting Night.
• Emily was murdered by the same person who killed Catherine and Caleb's aunt. Don't think I'm crazy, okay?! Listen, there was a reason the aunt got murdered. Maybe she was too much proof against them. And Emily was also too much proof against them. So how do you delete proof? 
• Who is going to sleep with who this episode? Hm, I don't think it'll be Connor and Oliver. I feel like Connor is probably reading The Velvet Rage while trying to figure out why being in love makes him feel so insecure. I feel like the writers really, really, really, really like the sexual tension between Laurel and Frank, so it'll last a few more episodes. Probably before the whole midseason finale. Annalise and Wes is a possibility.... Maybe Eve will come back and save us from that torture. I really don't want to see that shit. That means I might actually have to like Wes this season if he sleeps with Annalise. Michaela and Levi would be the best option.

At the flashforward, ambulances are there people are trying to revive Annalise. The students are looking guilty as hell in the car. Which they rightfully should feel a little fucking guilty- after all, Annalise tried her best to defend them after Wes murdered her husband.

The students and Nate are listening to the police radio. Michaela gets a phone call and they argue over answering it. Michaela answers it in a really cheerful tone saying everything is fine.

4 weeks earlier, Annalise is in the bath and gets a phone call from Nate. Jeez, I'm glad that I'm not the only one who leaves my expensive phone on the side of the bath. I'm glad this show makes me feel more confident about my decisions in life.

Nia (Nate's dying wife) calls Annalise.

Annalise goes to the hospital to see her side bae's dying wife.

Nia is pretty understanding. If I was dying, I'd be pissed if my wife was spending all this time with someone else.

Nia does what alt!Chloe does in episode 4 and asks for Annalise to kill her.

Speaking of Life is Strange spoilers, the case this week has a girl named Rachel involved. And guess what? Rachel got fucking murdered.

Sometimes, you can't escape the crazy of fictional worlds.

Rachel started talking to Molly or Megan's boyfriend and they took her into the woods. I don't.. what kind of horror film shit is this?

So, basically, Molly and Megan involved Zoey in this bullshit.

this is zoey. she looks so innocent. she's probably not.

In the woods, Rachel got stabbed 52 times.

Michaela and Laurel are being judgmental to all the girls in this case. Which is the same thing I want to do. Connor tells them to stop Mean Girling and he starts to complain about Annalise.

Wes says the Keating 5 is like a mob, so you can't get out of it when Michaela suggests to quit.

There's only three people working the case, because Asher didn't show up, and Michaela has to prep Caleb and Catherine for trial.

Annalise talks to Michaela, which is all I ever really wanted (which is a lie- I want a lot of shit from this show. But one of my priority wants is Michaela and Annalise to actually interact. My top priority is none of the characters I like dying)

Annalise calls her smart, and Michaela says thank- and then Annalise interrupts her to say that she has boobs, which are obviously tempting to any guy screwing his adopted sister.

notice me senpai

Bonnie calls Asher to see what's up with his mess, and Asher pretends to be sick. Since tonight is Mean Girls night, Bonnie bascally says, "Boo, you whore!" and hangs up.

Asher's dad is there to protect him and make a deal. You know what? I don't like this.

Michaela calls Levi. Levi is in Wes's apartment, looking at the scratches and wondering what kind of crazy rabbit sex Wes had for those marks to be there. Levi, honey, that's not what happened.

Okay, I'm just making shit up now. He's too focused on talking dirty to Michaela.

"talk dirty to me at work michaela haha i'm the new fuckboy of htgawm"

Michaela says, "SPANK ME DADDY" to him loudly. Caleb comes up behind her and asks if she's really a lawyer.

Annalise is too busy thinking about Nia's request to focus in the courtroom. Nia pressures her to kill her, again and again. Annalise tries to tell her no. Nia continues to beg. She says Annalise owes her this.

Annalise wasn't focusing in court and everyone notices it.

Annalise says to Frank that she needs help.. oh no. He's going to kill Nia, isn't he?

Levi calls to insult Wes's apartment, and Wes says that he can't insult the apartment when he sleeps in a car.

Levi wants to get involved in the Nate x Wes alliance so bad.

Laurel found out that the doctor gave the wrong diagnoses to another client before. They use this in court to make Zoey seem innocent.

Connor isn't impressed.

Enjoy all the sex you can while you're still alive, asshole.

Laurel tries being the jelly to the peanut butter and bread sandwich and soothe out the whole uprising against Annalise.

Molly and Megan call Zoey a slut. Connor helps out and says that he knows what it's like to have people get inside people's heads.

Wes goes to the hospital with Nate. Nate says he can't be here.

Frank made three calls the night Rebecca disappeared. One of them was to a girl called Sabrina. Was this the one girl who he had a long distance relationship with?

Wes tells Levi, and Levi says something that Connor has said before. "I'll be good."

Michaela is prepping Caleb. Caleb says his story, and how he was a 6 year old that was adopted when everyone else wanted to adopt little white babies. And now everyone thinks he killed his parents because he looks different from them. Michaela says he's playing the victim, and Caleb says she's being bitchy.

Caleb says she doesn't know how it is, and Michaela drops the truth bomb and says that she was adopted to people she couldn't relate to.

Caleb says it's bull, because she was never accused of murder.

Catherine walks in and asks if everything is okay.

Back in court, we learn that Molly takes the stand tomorrow.

Bonbon (not my chosen nickname) calls Asher. Asher's dad is trying to prove that Annalise is a criminal.

Bonnie wants to know if she can get Frank's person to trace Asher's phone calls. Frank says no, until Bonnie brings up that Laurel said some stuff about Frank over drinks the other day. Really, nobody ever grows up. We're all worried about the people we're having sex with's opinions on us.

Laurel is talking in Spanish, and I can't understand any of it because I got a D in Spanish 2. No hate, I just don't understand it.

Michaela says that she doesn't think Caleb is screwing his sister. After they talk about relationship drama, Wes figures out Levi and Michaela are still talking.

Wes tells Levi to gtfo.

dean thomas's life has become a lot more stressful after law school

Laurel stole Zoey's phone. She goes to Frank. Hidden apps on Zoey's phone reveals a video that they're using to plan to stab people. I'm just... I'm so done with these girls. Fuck this case.

This season, it seems like none of Annalise's clients have any morals whatsoever.

Connor is pissed that they're going to bury the video.

Annalise tells Connor to stop being so sensitive. It's still.. really fucked up??? What the fuck.

Frank got pills for Annalise.

Catherine asks Michaela has a crush on Caleb. Which is weird.

"i'm just... i'm just asking for a friend"

Molly says she felt bullied by Zoey. Zoey and Molly exchange, "u crazy bitch i hate you" after Molly says she has before. The videos are put into evidence and Annalise hates her life once again.

Nate comes to see Annalise after Zoey's parents complain that she sucks. Nate asks why she was talking to Nia.

Nia continues to beg for death. Annalise is conflicted. She says she's not going to promise anything.

Annalise tells Nate that Nia is worried about him, instead of, well, you know, her wanting Annalise to actually kill her.

Annalise is watching the videos. In the video, the crazy bitches say, "Skanks get shanked". In the course of 2 minutes, this is replayed multipe times. It's kind of like the new, "He did things to my ass that made my eyes water" now.

used this screenshot so i didn't have to show the girls faces. tainting my blog n shit.

Annalise argues in court that Zoey liked to do whatever Molly did. Because she was afraid of her.

Man, this is a bunch of clique-ish drama bullshit. I'm glad I was never popular in high school or middle school. Or grade school. Even in preschool, bitches were hating on me.

Zoey gets arrested after bitching Molly out in court and says her plans on killing her.

Connor slipped the video. Which means Connor is probably going to get murdered. Which sucks, because I love Connor.

Connor starts talking about his emotional stress. Annalise starts to talk about Connor's car. She helped destroy it so they wouldn't get caught. Annalise tells him not to fuck with her or any of her cases again.

Michaela comes in before her newfound friend Connor (as of season 2) gets murdered by his boss. Michaela says Catherine is a virgin. Annalise says, "Finally, something we can use."

Catherine agrees to use it in court to throw out the incest rumors.  You can still be kissing your brother! Doesn't make it any better!

Michaela is staring at Caleb. Annalise tells her to use her boobs, not her heart. Annalise also puts her arms around Michaela. Awwwwwwww. Please don't kill Connor and I'll be okay. If you kill Connor, this Michaela and Annalise stuff means nothing to me. And don't kill Michaela! I'll give you Asher, Annalise.

Wes and Levi are talking in the car together. Frank needed help disposing the body. Wes goes to the cemetery where Rebecca was buried. One of Frank's friends works there.

Annalise takes the pills out of her pocket and puts them back in. She's back in the hospital, where Nia is reading.

Annalise reveals that she thinks about killing herself a lot to Nia. She says that if she doesn't deserve to die, Nia certainly doesn't. She says that life is about feeling alone in the pain.

Nia thought she would do it, because she killed before.

Annalise says she's not the woman she thinks she was, and then leaves.

Back to the Holy Trinity of Bitches I Don't Like, Emily Sinclair (or St Clair), Asher, and Asher's dad are talking about signing a deal. Asher looks like he's upset. Asher hugs his dad.

I don't know what music they're playing during this mess, but it's not IAMX. Which disappoints me.

Bonnie finds him and asks why Asher is doing this. Asher thinks that Annalise actually got Nate to murder Sam. Silly Asher! If Nate did murder someone, he wouldn't have that Flat Character Tv Trope under his name on HTGAWM'S TV tropes page.

Bonnie says that he's wrong. She says that she killed Sam. Asher just goes, "what."

Wes knows where Rebecca's body is. Wes tells Nate.

Annalise sees Nate and Wes talking outside of the hospital. Honestly, what the fuck is this mess?

In the flashforward, the students are pitying their lives. Nate says it's going to be okay. Michaela has to do something. Wow, what character development. Michaela learned how to function during a horrible crime.

Michaela goes into an apartment. Apartment 34. There's a guy there. Caleb. Caleb asks how is she. Who the fuck is she?!?! Catherine??!??!?! Annalise??!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

Predictions I got right: 

• lol none bc none of it came up.
• i mean i guess michaela and levi were close this episode but did they have sex?? noooooo

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How To Get Away With Murder RECAP: It's Called The Octopus 2x03

How To Get Away With Murder RECAP: It's Called The Octopus 2x03

   10/09/2015       Unknown

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I'm so, so very excited for this episode. I'm more enthusiastic than 3!OH3 when they're having a house party.

• Last episode, Annalise was cross-examined and Eve made it seem like her Lady Friend murdered Sam to save Nate. Annalise and Eve had sex and the morning after Eve wanted her to consider moving to New York. Of course, this conversation took place on the porch of Annalise's house (which was a bad idea considering Eve said that they didn't really know each other that bad) and Nate saw them kissing. And no, it's not going to turn into a threesome, because Nate knows what kind of crazy Annalise can bring you in if you have sex with her. That's what Nikole thought.
• Connor and Michaela met Levi, and Connor instantly tried using his newfound bond with Michaela to get her to have sex with Levi. Of course, since no characters can have something good in their lives Wes finds a picture of Levi and Rebecca together, so it's a common theory that Levi=Eggs 911. 
• Connor told the group that Oliver has HIV so Asher wouldn't suspect anything. Which was dumb because I think you could practically rob a bank in front of Asher and he wouldn't suspect anything. Oliver came by and Asher asked him how it felt to be dying from HIV. Oliver was obviously pissed off about Connor telling people about that when he hasn't even told his parents. All was okay though, because Michaela and Oliver bonded over wine while teasing Connor. Also, we found out that Oliver caught HIV after Connor slept with lameass Paxton and he doesn't know who he caught it from because he was so drunk. Connor blames himself.
• I can't remember what the fuck happened to Wes last episode. I know he talked to Catherine but honestly? I stopped caring about Wes. I think I only liked him for his girlfriend. 
• Frank has a butter story that probably has nothing to do with this. Also, if Laurel wants to be his lover, she has to get to know him. 
• Bonnie and Annalise had some big scene about how Annalise saved her. We don't know from what, but if it was from the Westboro Baptist Church, I'll love Annalise even more. I feel like Bonnie could possibly be one of those girls who had a family heavily involved in church. Anything is possible in this show.
• We actually have a murder to follow this season! Emily St. Clair or Sinclair or something. She got murdered in Caleb and Catherine's mansion. Everyone was rooting for her to die, so it's not like anyone is in tears about this revelation. 
• Connor had to be convinced in the flashforwards to leave Annalise. Wes wasn't even trying to help her! Fuck you, Wes! I'd expect this from Laurel or Michaela or Connor, but you? You guys have a Will They or Won't They thing going on!
• Straight people want Michaela and Connor to get together. What's new?

Predictions I'm almost certain I'm wrong about:

• Bonnie. Oh, Bonnie! Your life is the most messed up out of all of these characters and I don't even know you. Rory Gilmore would be ashamed of you. I've really been thinking about this girl. All her motivation is tied to Annalise. Annalise rescued her. What did she get rescued from? Maybe it was an abusive family or a relationship. It could be anything. I still think that Bonnie is interested in Annalise, would probably take a bullet for her, (I'm sorry) and also probably die a lot inside if she knew about Eve and Annalise. More than getting rejected than Harvard.
• I think that either Wes, Bonnie, or Frank is in the cellar when Annalise goes down there. It wouldn't make any sense for any of the other characters to be down there, because none of them are that comfortable with her. If Wes was down there, maybe he was going on a scavenger hunt for his dead girlfriend. If it was Bonnie, maybe she was looking for hope that one day, Annalise might actually like her and stop judging her so harshly. Or maybe the Harvard acceptance letter. Frank might be looking for a girlfriend who wants to get to know the real him, not just the hitman him. Or maybe he didn't know what to do with Rebecca's body, so maybe he's trying to figure out what to do with it.
• I still don't have much of a guess on who shot Annalise and killed Emily. It's kind of early on, so we don't know motives. I hope it's not Eve or any of the Keating Five. Well, actually, I don't care much about Wes this season. So it could be him. Maybe it's the adopted twins. There's got to be a reason why we found out Emily was working on the case before we saw that flashforward.
• This isn't much of a prediction, but I really want Frank to say something about Michaela's dating profile. I just want Michaela to have a nice life. I want her to stop being involved in murders and get some nice significant other and become a famous lawyer. However, I know better.
• Speaking of Michaela, I think there's more to the Eggs 911/Levi thing than just that picture. Seriously, everything in this show is more than just this small reveal. There's got to be more, damn it! Also, again, I want her to have a nice boyfriend or something.
• Who do I think is going to bump uglies tonight? Well, we already know Michaela is going to have sex with Levi. Or do we? Maybe Connor will get laid. Hopefully by Oliver, since it should be time for the prEP to kick in. I don't think Laurel is going to do the octopus with Frank after last episode. I mean, you have to know your local hitman before having sex with him, gosh, Laurel! I stopped caring about Asher and Bonnie after the first episode. I fear for both of their lives. Annalise doesn't have Eve around and Nate will probably never have sex with her again after the whole, "You pinned murder on me!" thing. And Wes? I stopped caring about Wes. Like, I literally do not give a single fuck about Wes as of right now.

I'm so nervous for this episode. I don't know why. Perhaps it's the noise in the cellar.

In the flashforward Michaela, Connor, Laurel, and Wes are running away from the scene. Annalise is trying to reach for her phone as she's struggling to breathe. Nate is calling her.

Back to the present, Annalise is trying to figure out why Caleb and Catherine killed their parents. She's trying everything! Every possible reason why they would do it. I don't think she mentioned the rubbing uglies thing, though. It's the most likely one, too! Gosh, Annalise! Get your shit together enough that you can be a functioning character on TV dramas!

Annalise is very unenthusiastic this episode. I understand, though! Her lady friend left and it was kind of awkward. Now she has to deal with Nate and Wes and all the other bullshit people bring to her on the daily. And lastly, she has to deal with the parent killers who are rubbing uglies with each other.

Annalise heads down to the cellar after hearing a noise. She turns on the light. Don't you fucking do it Annalise! Don't do it! This is how horror films go! I don't want you to die!

Annalise calls Wes (aka my least favorite as of right now- sorry Wes) to check it out. Apparently, it's suffering. It's just a mouse. That Wes kills with a hammer to put it out of his misery. Which is fucked up. You know who else had a similar death like that? Think about it...

Annalise and Wes talk about feeling lonely. Which is awkward. Don't bang him, Annalise! But do, because I might like Wes more this way. Seriously, I'm not a Wes fan as of right now.


Some boy and Michaela are about to have sex. I think that's Levi? I can't even tell, oops. I don't know anymore. Michaela says no, because she's not a third date kind of girl.

Asher includes some lame pickup line about going to the zoo to have sex with Bonnie/Paris. He makes elephant noises. I can't tell if I find this cute or disgusting. So it's DisCuting. Fuck the English language.

I think I'm always going to be uncertain about what to think of these two. I go back and forth these days. I thought they were kind of cute in season 1, but now I find Bonnie too interesting for him.

Connor makes Oliver breakfast to apologize for being... season 1 Connor and says that there's only one more day until D Day. And no, D Day isn't doomsday, despite what Asher thinks. I feel like Connor probably Googled how to make pancakes. Which makes me hate him because everyone I know burns the pancakes. Why can't we have realistic things on this show?! Connor would burn the pancakes! Don't make me think things as fact but turn out to be wrong, damn it, writers!

He gets perfect pancakes and the promise of sex tomorrow. He's probably going to explode from happiness!

Frank says something to Laurel and says that she's falling for him or something. You know, I kind of... I don't know what to think. I mean, I like Laurel. Kind of? And Frank is shaping up to be something else. I like him better than last season, so maybe I won't hate them so much this season! Positivity. Spread it like peanut butter on a slice of bread.

But it doesn't matter what I think about Flaurel right now! Guess why? Sherri Saum (aka Lena from The Fosters) is in this episode! I missed her face since I got so sick of Brandon and Callie and rage quit The Fosters.

 Sherri's character is being accused of murdering someone with her vagina. That's not the only character on the show who can murder someone with their vagina. Bonnie/Paris, explain what you did with the first Asher, damn it!

Laurel is investigating a preschool teacher about the case. Asher is looking into a construction worker with a big dick. Connor is investigating into a woman who is hitting on him. Wes is interviewing a guy who won't talk about any of it. Michaela is talking to some guy who says something about a sex position called The Octopus.

This is the face of a jealous man.

Bonnie/Paris (aka the first one who murdered someone with their vagina on this show- step off Tonya!) shows Annalise something. It's exactly what I knew it would be! I fucking called it!

Basically, parent killers Catherine and Caleb are being accused of the next Folgers siblings. This is what you get when you're adopted and you're accused with murder! I bet those Folgers siblings murdered their parents after that commercial too!

Keating Five is talking about sex in Annalise's kitchen. Wes says he thinks Catherine is hot and everyone says, "Not again, Dean!" Connor asks who is the best everyone's had in bed. Apparently his was a tutor in physics. Laurel is obviously going to say Frank, because there's something just really sexy- yet messed up- sleeping with a guy like him. Michaela admits she's never had an orgasm in her life.

She's too cute to deal with this shit

(She looks like she's sneezing but really my screenshot program just sucks)

Everyone in the room is ashamed. I bet Connor kind of expected it, though. Deep down, he probably knew Aiden was awful in bed. I mean, we probably know that Connor didn't sleep with him in a bed. Have you noticed that the only guy Connor has had sex with in a bed is Oliver?

Connor takes Michaela to a sex party so she can experience the finer things in life. I'm glad they went from competitive enemies from friends showing each other greater things in life. Michaela makes him stay monogamous, while Connor tries to get her laid! Remember that girl Connor was investigating for Connor's case? She brought her husband. And she's hitting on Michaela. Oh fu-

Michaela was going to let her do it so that she would testify for Tonya. Oh, Michaela. You remind me more of Annalise every single day. Also she would probably let the woman do it for the first orgasm. After hearing the rest of Keating Five talk about orgasms, she wants in on the experience!

Annalise is doing what Annalise does best to Tonya. Tonya did it because she loved him, guys! Tonya killed a man because she loved him! If this character was played by anyone other than Sherri Saum, I'd hate them. Forever.

 Tonya isn't a relationship person. She feel in love with Dominic but there was his wife. She wanted him, though. She gave him drugs that taken with something else can cause a heart attack. She never wanted him to die, but she wanted to show his wife who he is.

Annalise calls Tonya out on her bullshit. She says that she gives people who really like sex a bad name.

Frank is helping Laurel and Laurel does a good impression of making fun of his, "Getting to know him" line. Basically, Frank has had a pretty good life in general. He got kicked out of community college, though. But he doesn't mention the whole killing girls for his boss's husband. That just slips his mind, doesn't it.

Emily Sinclair and Asher are working together. WHAT THE FUCK, ASHER? He's supposed to do it for 'justice'. I hate him now. I really hate him. Emily tries using Trotter Lake against him.

"I could use your dick size against you, but I just don't know it yet..."

Asher broke into Annalise's house with a tape recorder to get evidence against her for Emily. So that mouse thing was a bigger thing than just Wes and Annalise having awkward conversations. Which means he also probably knows about Annalise and Wes being that close.

Asher, I tried to defend your dumbass self in the past, too! What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Annalise says that the charges against Tonya are wrong. It's intentional premeditated murder. Tonya and Bonnie exchange WTF looks. Those looks are increasingly common in this show.

Annalise gets the wife on the stand. She accuses her of killing her husband. Tonya is innocent! Well, not really! Just in the eyes of the public.

The wife cries, but usually when people cry when Annalise makes them cry, they deserve it. This girl, though?

Annalise says that she knows that Tonya killed the poor guy after Tonya vomits in the bathroom. She requests vodka as a gift for saving her.

Tonya does it, though. And gives them phallic-shaped gifts. Connor tells Michaela that she can use it to have her first orgasm. Last season, this would have ended in Michaela pushing him down the stairs.

Bonnie accuses Asher of cheating on him because Emily sent him a picture of a girl from Trotter Lake or something. Asher just admits it! You fucking idiot, honestly! You don't just do that to Paris Geller. She will kill you. She's already killed one person before! Actually, two, if you count the first Asher!

Levi is Eggs 911. He's her foster brother, right? Wes is reminding me of someone from a vampire fanfic when he has Levi up against the wall talking to him. He even says to stay away from Michaela! That's why Levi wanted to get with Michaela. To find out what happened to Rebecca. Wes and Levi kind of team up to figure out what happened to her and Wes lets Levi go.

Bonnie and Laurel are drinking at a bar. Apparently, Doucheface is good in bed. Unfortunately. I really just wanted another reason to hate Asher. Laurel pesters her about information on Frank.

"So I kill a girl, and had a boyfriend. Life was too good. It doesn't matter anymore, though. I'll just kill him if he gets on Annalise's bad side."

Frank points out who might have sent information to Emily Sinclair. It's some woman I can't fucking remember for the life of me.

Connor and Oliver are making out on Oliver's bed. They can't even wait until D Day! Then Connor says he has something to tell him. I thought that it was going to be the murder thing, so naturally I start chewing on my nails. It's about the sex party. Connor says he didn't try anything, and Oliver starts to laugh and says he's a changed man. Because even Oliver would have sex at a sex party!

Annalise is trying to look good. Except she's not even trying, because she always looks good. Honestly, her wardrobe is probably one of the best on this show. Her and Michaela have perfect outfits practically every single week.

Speaking of Michaela... Michaela and the one guy start to have sex, She's determined to have an orgasm. Just don't kill him with your vagina!

This screenshot kind of makes the guy look like Donnie Darko, but I assure you he isn't Jake Gyllenhaal. 

Asher meets up with his father about Tiffany (the Trotter Lake girl or something) and it's just... I hate both of them. I'm making a burn book. Just for both of their loser asses.

Annalise went to Nate's apartment. She tried to get him a job. Nate brings up the fact he saw Eve and her together. Wes and Nate are on a team now to take down Annalise! What the fuck is wrong with all of you?!

Flashforward.

There's a car. Nate is in the car. He tells the Murder Four to get in the fucking car. They do so. I'm... what?

It's the light from your sins, Keating Five!

Predictions I was right about:

• None of them. 
• Except who has sex.

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How to Get Away With Murder RECAP: She's Dying 2x02

How to Get Away With Murder RECAP: She's Dying 2x02

   10/02/2015       Unknown

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Last episode of this absolute mess, we met this really gorgeous death row attorney named Eve who turned out to be Annalise's ex girlfriend. Eve and Annalise kissed a little and I screamed. Frank cloned everyone's computers so he gets to look at Wes Googling shit, Michaela searching for a guy who doesn't like men on cupidmeetsvenus.com, Connor most likely looking up gay porn so he can find new sex positions to try with Oliver, Laurel probably Googling Frank Delfino every 5 seconds to see if he has a criminal record, and he probably just cloned Asher's computer just for the hell of it. Connor wanted sex, but Oliver was all like, "But Connor......." and then Connor moved in and we learned that Oliver has a domesticity kink. I think. Oh yeah, and Bonnie killed Rebecca without even thinking twice about it. Michaela keeps texting Eggs 911 and left her purse where she shouldn't and I sighed. Also, Annalise gets shot two months in the future, and Wes apparently has something to do with it.

Did I forget about Asher being bombarded with questions and he accidentally slips up? Probably.

Predictions (that I'm probably completely wrong about) :

• Annalise and Eve are going to kiss more this episode. Or, at least, I'm hoping. See, I went a whole season wanting Rebecca and Lila to kiss or Bonnie and Annalise. If I can't get either of those things, I want the next best thing.
• Michaela's whole All the guys I'm attracted to are gay thing will get addressed this episode. 2 points to me if it's Frank or Connor.
• Oliver will probably do something that will make me like him even more (Pete, if you kill off this nerdy IT guy, I will be pissed off until the end of time and hate everything. That is all) and probably hack into something.
• Those two adopted twin parent killers, Caleb and Catherine, are most likely rubbing uglies together. Which is just creepy. See, I thought Catherine was cute until the painting thing. Then I realized that every girl I find attractive on this show has a horrible life. See: Rebecca. That is all. Don't talk to me about Rebecca.
• Someone finds out about Rebecca. 
• Annalise does something totally unprofessional to Wes and everyone screams, "DON'T BANG HIM ANNALISE!!!!!!!!!" but some of us scream, "YES YOU GO GIRL!" See, I'm in the middle. I think that Annalise probably needs to seduce Wes so he can experience the finer things in life, but at the same time, I feel like if any of the other Keating 5 know about her seducing him they'd leave bitchy reviews on Ratemyprofessor.com (Michaela and Connor, most likely)
• Laurel totally has experience in the whole murder department. It probably has something to do with her father. 
• Someone gets laid this episode. 

We begin the episode at that creepy place Annalise gets shot at in the future. Michaela and Laurel are here. Michaela and Laurel are asking where Connor is. 

Connor appears to be near Annalise saying, "It's always your fault." 

Catherine (parent killer) and Caleb (other parent killer) are being investigated. Annalise busts in and informs the adopted kids that are totally banging that their aunt got killed. 

Wes is at his apartment. The landlord wants to know why Rebecca has gone MIA.

Annalise wants to get the charges for the parent killers thrown out. She also asks for Bonnie. They walk outside and Annalise says if she screws up on this, Bonnie will be the next dead body in the house. 

I bet there's a lot more dead bodies that's been in that house than we know of. 

Asher seems to like Bonnie being dominant. 

Connor asks Michaela if she got a dick pic in the house. Michaela says no. Asher walks back in and asks why people are threatening to murder each other and Connor announces Oliver is HIV positive. So Michaela said that she would kill him if he slept with him before prEP kicked in. Asher proves he knows nothing and basically I expect a bunch of anti-Asher posts on Tumblr. He says that if Connor sleeps with Oliver, he's going to die. 

Just.. I'll remember that there's a lot of people who are completely misinformed about it because they're not educated about it. I hope everyone else that says, "FUCK YOU ASHER GO DIE YOU PROBLEMATIC FUCKING POS I HATE YOU FUCKBOY!"

Eve and Annalise are talking in the car. They hold hands after Eve says, "I understand why everyone is having affairs." You know what? I always liked Annalise, but this relationship (or whatever) makes me see her in a whole different light. Annalise laughs for the first time in this series' history.

"You know, Annalise, if you wanted Sam gone, I could make him gone. Just say the word, and I would...."

Back in the courtroom, Eve denies being friends with Annalise. It leads into another yelling match in court and the other woman accuses Annalise of convincing Nate to kill Sam.

Bonnie is researching. Frank comes in and says it was smart to use a plastic bag. 

Annalise calls Frank and tells him that the DA knows that Annalise and Eve know each other.

At the parent killers house, Paris and Asher are saying sexual things to each other. I'm seriously scared for Asher's life. I mean, Paris/Bonnie didn't even cry when she killed Rebecca. But yet, she cries if she doesn't live up to Annalise's expectations. 

Annalise takes the stand in court. She gets questioned about Nate and Annalise's relationship. Eve is fighting with the DA. Annalise looks so, so, so done. She is about to get away with murder, y'all.

Connor is talking about how naked Nate talk made him horny. Michaela tells him to go screw Oliver already if it makes him shut up. God, I love this show. 

That one Levi guy we speculated he was going to hook up with Michaela asks to see a phone. Connor tries to offer it to him, and Michaela cuts him off and says that Connor has a boyfriend. Who is wonderful. I'm so happy. Michaela, please don't ever murder Oliver. Actually, nobody murder Oliver. He's too good for this world, but that doesn't mean you should kill him!

Connor tells Michaela that she should totally sit on Levi's face, and Michaela points out that he's in a courtroom so there's a chance Levi could be a criminal. Connor says that she doesn't have to take him to meet the parents, she just has to, well.... sit on his face!

Frank and Laurel are in the car and some woman walks by and says something about butter. All I can think about is that Gordon X Paula Dean dating simulator. I can't take anything seriously now. Laurel asks about it and Frank says that she couldn't handle it. Which proves my point. Or, uh, whatever. Listen, I only got a 21 on my English ACT. I'm no Ivy League genius here.

Laurel and Michaela are trying to figure out how to win the parent killer case. Connor and Asher are complaining. Wes offers to help with the case by being the puppy. Annalise thinks it's a brilliant idea! Better than the Bonnie idea. She'll kill Catherine without even blinking.

They found Caleb's DNA at the crime scene. Catherine starts freaking out. 

Bonnie questions Caleb. She makes up that she found out that he was caught on tape and Caleb says that he was framed.

"I SWEAR I NEVER HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN!"

On the stand, Annalise starts to yell and I'm so happy. She says that she didn't put her hand on the Bible to be burnt at the stake in this preliminary hearing. The DA points out that Annalise has quite a temper, so she is possible of murder. Uh..... Wes didn't have a temper. 

Bonnie and Frank, though? Totally. 

Anyways, TV law drama that doesn't transfer to what actually happens in court. I mean, am I right? Am I? I'm not a lawyer but I don't think they can reason like that.

Back at the house, Bonnie tells everyone to get their ass up because they want to get the DNA stuff thrown out.

Oliver comes to the office. Don't do it Oliver! Don't do it! Don't step foot in the house!

 Asher does something stupid and thinks that HIV=death. So Connor and Oliver go out and start yelling. Oliver says that he hasn't even told his parents yet, and there's things he's kept secret from Connor. Then Oliver gives Connor the keys to the apartment and tells him he doesn't have to use them so quickly. Damn, man, everyone got an upgrade on sass between the first and second season!

But what did Nerdy IT Guy do? What is he hiding? I want to knooooowwwww.

Annalise says that she thinks Nate killed her husband. Nate is obviously pissed off. Eve tells her to stop lying on the stand.

Eve is questioning Annalise on the stand. Eve says that she used Nate as a pawn. Annalise doesn't say a single word.

I'm just getting ready for the cliffhanger ending. 

Annalise is so pissed she went right to her office after being grilled by Eve. I'm relating to this because I've been this pissed all week.

So Michaela and Connor are at Oliver's apartment. Michaela wants to know if the police transferred DNA evidence to the crime scene to pin it on Caleb. Connor tries to say something, and Oliver tells him to keep his mouth shut. For practice.

"Both of our romantic/ex-romantic interests both kind of sucked, so let's bond over wine and tease our future boyfriends together!" 

Michaela and Oliver are new friendship goals. Just substitute the wine for orange juice with me. Yeah, I'm that much of a loser.

Michaela and Connor start talking about Levi. Connor said she should have went for it, and Oliver agrees. Oliver tells her that in his experience, she should go for it because you never know what could happen. He says that he never thought he would end up with a self-absorbed pretty boy. I laughed. 

Back at Annalise's office, Paris and Annalise are fighting. Paris is about to cry. Then she starts to cry. 

"I didn't get into Harvard, Rory!" 

In court, Annalise brings up the fact that they deleted the original test at the crime scene. This obviously helps them.

In Nate's case, Nate is free to go. They must go back to the drawing board because so much of the case was focused on Annalise's sex life. Annalise watches Nate and Eve hug. Bonnie/Paris gives Annalise the, "What are we going to do?" look. Or something. Right now, I'm not paying much attention to Paris/Bonnie. The Michaela and Oliver interaction is all I'm thinking about. 

Also, I got one of my predictions right! The 'Michaela likes gay guys' got said! Although Oliver did bring up that Aiden (aka IRRELEVANT now that Levi is probably going to let her sit on his face next episode) could have been bisexual. Or something. I don't remember clearly.  

Connor is back at Oliver's apartment. Oliver is chopping up vegetables. Connor asks about how he got HIV. Oliver says that he got so drunk he had sex with someone he barely knew after Connor had sex with Paxton because he was so depressed. So Connor blames himself for what happened.

And.. I accidentally erased the picture of that scene. I'm sorry. Just try to imagine angry Oliver and Connor blaming himself here.

Annalise and Eve are talking. Annalise is eating as they discuss. Eve says that she can't run away from this. Annalise wants to know why she had to pin it on her. Eve is crying and Annalise says it was good and real with her. So she got scared and left her. Annalise says that Eve was the most beautiful thing that ever happened to her. 

Eve has hair goals this episode though, I swear. I'm disappointed I didn't get many screenshots of her this episode. 

Laurel comes by Frank's place seductively. Frank starts to seduce her. Then he turns her down and says that she has to get to know him. Like she had to get to know him the other times they had sex.  Hey, maybe he thinks that he wants to make love now! Maybe it's more than just sex. 

Maybe he should start to help her get to know him by telling her that he cloned all of their computers? Damn, that's kind of important.

Eve and Annalise start to have sex. At least someone is getting laid tonight. Although the hand holding thing was kind of dumb. I mean, really? Insert the obligatory, "As a lesbian..." statement here.  

Michaela and Levi are at a bar playing pool. You know what? I kind of like them together. Kind of. I'm not sure. I just want Michaela to be happy. 

Asher and the DA are talking. He says Quotable Line of the Night: 

"Bye Felicia. That's another way to say suck it!"

 Sometimes, I really love Asher. You know, when he's not running his mouth. The DA is working on the parent killers case. 

The morning after they had sex, Eve wants Annalise to think about going to New York with her. Nate watches them kiss and kind of gives the, "Only in my life could this ever..." look. I feel you, Nate, your life is rough as a fictional character.

In the future, the DA and Annalise both got shot. The DA is dead, though. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.

Wes, Connor, Michaela, and Laurel all decide to leave Annalise there to die. You ungrateful fuckers. At least Connor tried to help. Really? Really?  Wes, are you fucking serious? I'm blaming you! 

Predictions I was totally right about (or wrong about): 

• Annalise and Eve totally kissed. And more. They had sex. 
• 2 points to me! Connor totally brought up the Michaela and gay men thing. 
• I like how this episode showed a different side of Oliver. I think this episode made him more complex. Also, score for him because he says the word bisexual. Don't hurt Oliver!
• Still no sign that the parent killers are having sex in their big ol' mansion. In fact, it was kind of hinted at that Wes might be thinking about Catherine. Damn, Wes, really? Why am I attracted to all of your possible romantic interests? 
• Frank figured out that Bonnie killed Rebecca. He didn't really find out, he just put two and two together.
• Annalise didn't do anything inappropriate this episode. It'll come, I swear. 
• We didn't learn much about Laurel other than the fact she got an A on one of her exams or something. I swear, it'll come, too.
• Yeah, someone totally got laid this episode. Fun! Although I'm taking a point off of that because Annalise and Eve did the lame holding hands shit. 

Next episode, expect a lot of sex. 

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