How To Get Away With Murder 2x14 RECAP- "There's My Baby"

How To Get Away With Murder 2x14 RECAP- "There's My Baby"

   3/11/2016       Unknown

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I was sick and missed this when it broadcasted. Don't ever take medication on an empty stomach when it says take after eating dinner. Learn from my mistakes. 

Eve- I still love her. She sends Annalise a picture of beautiful buildings in New York to try to get Annalise to come to New York, where concrete jungles and dreams are made of, there's nothing you can't do.

She won't tell the agent that Rose was threatened by the Mahoneys, though. Too risky.

Annalise- 

Past Annalise: She told the father of the boy who was on trial that she hasn't lost anything yet (typical Annalise), and told the father that he was the reason she killed herself. She also lost her baby in a car accident.  She accuses the Mahoney father that he raped her. 

I couldn't take the scenes where she gets the c-section. I really couldn't. 

Present Annalise- Her two sex buddies were fighting over her, and, "I'm not your chew toy to fight over," might be the Quote of the Week. 

Bonnie: "I thought you stopped drinking."
Annalise: "I did. Hand me the bottle." 

"What is this, a homeless shelter?"

Connor- "I have a resting bitchface," is my new defense for when I'm suspected of shady shit. "So good luck screwing me, because you're not really my type," is hilarious too.  

Michaela- Her trash bae Caleb is missing. When she was being interrogated, she told the guy to go find Caleb to confirm that their working relationship ended after their personal one started. 

"My boyfriend's missing..." Well, DON'T HOOK UP WITH HIM THEN.

Laurel- She doesn't make friends with the guy who interrogated her. However, she probably wanted to strangle Wes, Asher, and the Accomplices after they started interrogating her about why her and Frank are no longer a thing. 

Laurel announced that Frank killed Lila to Annalise. Oh, oh. Oh. I... I hate all of you.

Wes- All of these kids are sassy. "It's New York, do I really need a reason to go visit?" He also has a talk with Annalise about what happened to his mom. Wes didn't believe her until she brought up who his father was. Even then, he was still a little skeptical and had to go look him up. 

 

Frank- Frank and Bonnie had a little heart to heart talk about being shady to each other when they both have offed a few people. Well, at least, one person each. At least. 

Past Frank randomly had sex with a woman. Well, k. 

Bonnie- Seriously, could any other actress portray Bonnie as well as Liza Weil does? 

Past Bonnie- She's having a therapy session where she's roleplaying with Sam as if she was talking to her crush. It was cute up until the point where Sam answered his phone.

Present Bonnie- Bonnie put two and two together and realized that Frank killed Lila because of Sam.

Oliver- OLIVER BROUGHT PIZZA. He's also a Flaurel shipper. He got freaked out when the mere possibility of Frank shooting Annalise was brought up. Oliver, stop being so innocent. 

He also quit his job. I can't call him IT guy Oliver anymore, god damn it! 

Asher- Asher had to be interrogated as well. He's not as skilled as the others, though.

"She would have killed you, like.. worse than Phillip is probably killing Caleb right now." WTF ASHER. You're right, that was a terrible joke. 

AND ASHER AND MICHAELA HOOK UP RIGHT AFTER IT. 

"We shouldn't do this... it's so messed up." Yes, it is. Just fucking kill me now. I can't with this. Craziest hook up ever? That is an understatement. God damn it, Oliver! Why did you have to put those ideas through their sinful heads?! All three of their sinful heads, too! 

MAMA IS BACK!! 

Rating: 15/10 just because Mama

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How To Get Away With Murder RECAP: It's Called The Octopus 2x03

How To Get Away With Murder RECAP: It's Called The Octopus 2x03

   10/09/2015       Unknown

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I'm so, so very excited for this episode. I'm more enthusiastic than 3!OH3 when they're having a house party.

• Last episode, Annalise was cross-examined and Eve made it seem like her Lady Friend murdered Sam to save Nate. Annalise and Eve had sex and the morning after Eve wanted her to consider moving to New York. Of course, this conversation took place on the porch of Annalise's house (which was a bad idea considering Eve said that they didn't really know each other that bad) and Nate saw them kissing. And no, it's not going to turn into a threesome, because Nate knows what kind of crazy Annalise can bring you in if you have sex with her. That's what Nikole thought.
• Connor and Michaela met Levi, and Connor instantly tried using his newfound bond with Michaela to get her to have sex with Levi. Of course, since no characters can have something good in their lives Wes finds a picture of Levi and Rebecca together, so it's a common theory that Levi=Eggs 911. 
• Connor told the group that Oliver has HIV so Asher wouldn't suspect anything. Which was dumb because I think you could practically rob a bank in front of Asher and he wouldn't suspect anything. Oliver came by and Asher asked him how it felt to be dying from HIV. Oliver was obviously pissed off about Connor telling people about that when he hasn't even told his parents. All was okay though, because Michaela and Oliver bonded over wine while teasing Connor. Also, we found out that Oliver caught HIV after Connor slept with lameass Paxton and he doesn't know who he caught it from because he was so drunk. Connor blames himself.
• I can't remember what the fuck happened to Wes last episode. I know he talked to Catherine but honestly? I stopped caring about Wes. I think I only liked him for his girlfriend. 
• Frank has a butter story that probably has nothing to do with this. Also, if Laurel wants to be his lover, she has to get to know him. 
• Bonnie and Annalise had some big scene about how Annalise saved her. We don't know from what, but if it was from the Westboro Baptist Church, I'll love Annalise even more. I feel like Bonnie could possibly be one of those girls who had a family heavily involved in church. Anything is possible in this show.
• We actually have a murder to follow this season! Emily St. Clair or Sinclair or something. She got murdered in Caleb and Catherine's mansion. Everyone was rooting for her to die, so it's not like anyone is in tears about this revelation. 
• Connor had to be convinced in the flashforwards to leave Annalise. Wes wasn't even trying to help her! Fuck you, Wes! I'd expect this from Laurel or Michaela or Connor, but you? You guys have a Will They or Won't They thing going on!
• Straight people want Michaela and Connor to get together. What's new?

Predictions I'm almost certain I'm wrong about:

• Bonnie. Oh, Bonnie! Your life is the most messed up out of all of these characters and I don't even know you. Rory Gilmore would be ashamed of you. I've really been thinking about this girl. All her motivation is tied to Annalise. Annalise rescued her. What did she get rescued from? Maybe it was an abusive family or a relationship. It could be anything. I still think that Bonnie is interested in Annalise, would probably take a bullet for her, (I'm sorry) and also probably die a lot inside if she knew about Eve and Annalise. More than getting rejected than Harvard.
• I think that either Wes, Bonnie, or Frank is in the cellar when Annalise goes down there. It wouldn't make any sense for any of the other characters to be down there, because none of them are that comfortable with her. If Wes was down there, maybe he was going on a scavenger hunt for his dead girlfriend. If it was Bonnie, maybe she was looking for hope that one day, Annalise might actually like her and stop judging her so harshly. Or maybe the Harvard acceptance letter. Frank might be looking for a girlfriend who wants to get to know the real him, not just the hitman him. Or maybe he didn't know what to do with Rebecca's body, so maybe he's trying to figure out what to do with it.
• I still don't have much of a guess on who shot Annalise and killed Emily. It's kind of early on, so we don't know motives. I hope it's not Eve or any of the Keating Five. Well, actually, I don't care much about Wes this season. So it could be him. Maybe it's the adopted twins. There's got to be a reason why we found out Emily was working on the case before we saw that flashforward.
• This isn't much of a prediction, but I really want Frank to say something about Michaela's dating profile. I just want Michaela to have a nice life. I want her to stop being involved in murders and get some nice significant other and become a famous lawyer. However, I know better.
• Speaking of Michaela, I think there's more to the Eggs 911/Levi thing than just that picture. Seriously, everything in this show is more than just this small reveal. There's got to be more, damn it! Also, again, I want her to have a nice boyfriend or something.
• Who do I think is going to bump uglies tonight? Well, we already know Michaela is going to have sex with Levi. Or do we? Maybe Connor will get laid. Hopefully by Oliver, since it should be time for the prEP to kick in. I don't think Laurel is going to do the octopus with Frank after last episode. I mean, you have to know your local hitman before having sex with him, gosh, Laurel! I stopped caring about Asher and Bonnie after the first episode. I fear for both of their lives. Annalise doesn't have Eve around and Nate will probably never have sex with her again after the whole, "You pinned murder on me!" thing. And Wes? I stopped caring about Wes. Like, I literally do not give a single fuck about Wes as of right now.

I'm so nervous for this episode. I don't know why. Perhaps it's the noise in the cellar.

In the flashforward Michaela, Connor, Laurel, and Wes are running away from the scene. Annalise is trying to reach for her phone as she's struggling to breathe. Nate is calling her.

Back to the present, Annalise is trying to figure out why Caleb and Catherine killed their parents. She's trying everything! Every possible reason why they would do it. I don't think she mentioned the rubbing uglies thing, though. It's the most likely one, too! Gosh, Annalise! Get your shit together enough that you can be a functioning character on TV dramas!

Annalise is very unenthusiastic this episode. I understand, though! Her lady friend left and it was kind of awkward. Now she has to deal with Nate and Wes and all the other bullshit people bring to her on the daily. And lastly, she has to deal with the parent killers who are rubbing uglies with each other.

Annalise heads down to the cellar after hearing a noise. She turns on the light. Don't you fucking do it Annalise! Don't do it! This is how horror films go! I don't want you to die!

Annalise calls Wes (aka my least favorite as of right now- sorry Wes) to check it out. Apparently, it's suffering. It's just a mouse. That Wes kills with a hammer to put it out of his misery. Which is fucked up. You know who else had a similar death like that? Think about it...

Annalise and Wes talk about feeling lonely. Which is awkward. Don't bang him, Annalise! But do, because I might like Wes more this way. Seriously, I'm not a Wes fan as of right now.


Some boy and Michaela are about to have sex. I think that's Levi? I can't even tell, oops. I don't know anymore. Michaela says no, because she's not a third date kind of girl.

Asher includes some lame pickup line about going to the zoo to have sex with Bonnie/Paris. He makes elephant noises. I can't tell if I find this cute or disgusting. So it's DisCuting. Fuck the English language.

I think I'm always going to be uncertain about what to think of these two. I go back and forth these days. I thought they were kind of cute in season 1, but now I find Bonnie too interesting for him.

Connor makes Oliver breakfast to apologize for being... season 1 Connor and says that there's only one more day until D Day. And no, D Day isn't doomsday, despite what Asher thinks. I feel like Connor probably Googled how to make pancakes. Which makes me hate him because everyone I know burns the pancakes. Why can't we have realistic things on this show?! Connor would burn the pancakes! Don't make me think things as fact but turn out to be wrong, damn it, writers!

He gets perfect pancakes and the promise of sex tomorrow. He's probably going to explode from happiness!

Frank says something to Laurel and says that she's falling for him or something. You know, I kind of... I don't know what to think. I mean, I like Laurel. Kind of? And Frank is shaping up to be something else. I like him better than last season, so maybe I won't hate them so much this season! Positivity. Spread it like peanut butter on a slice of bread.

But it doesn't matter what I think about Flaurel right now! Guess why? Sherri Saum (aka Lena from The Fosters) is in this episode! I missed her face since I got so sick of Brandon and Callie and rage quit The Fosters.

 Sherri's character is being accused of murdering someone with her vagina. That's not the only character on the show who can murder someone with their vagina. Bonnie/Paris, explain what you did with the first Asher, damn it!

Laurel is investigating a preschool teacher about the case. Asher is looking into a construction worker with a big dick. Connor is investigating into a woman who is hitting on him. Wes is interviewing a guy who won't talk about any of it. Michaela is talking to some guy who says something about a sex position called The Octopus.

This is the face of a jealous man.

Bonnie/Paris (aka the first one who murdered someone with their vagina on this show- step off Tonya!) shows Annalise something. It's exactly what I knew it would be! I fucking called it!

Basically, parent killers Catherine and Caleb are being accused of the next Folgers siblings. This is what you get when you're adopted and you're accused with murder! I bet those Folgers siblings murdered their parents after that commercial too!

Keating Five is talking about sex in Annalise's kitchen. Wes says he thinks Catherine is hot and everyone says, "Not again, Dean!" Connor asks who is the best everyone's had in bed. Apparently his was a tutor in physics. Laurel is obviously going to say Frank, because there's something just really sexy- yet messed up- sleeping with a guy like him. Michaela admits she's never had an orgasm in her life.

She's too cute to deal with this shit

(She looks like she's sneezing but really my screenshot program just sucks)

Everyone in the room is ashamed. I bet Connor kind of expected it, though. Deep down, he probably knew Aiden was awful in bed. I mean, we probably know that Connor didn't sleep with him in a bed. Have you noticed that the only guy Connor has had sex with in a bed is Oliver?

Connor takes Michaela to a sex party so she can experience the finer things in life. I'm glad they went from competitive enemies from friends showing each other greater things in life. Michaela makes him stay monogamous, while Connor tries to get her laid! Remember that girl Connor was investigating for Connor's case? She brought her husband. And she's hitting on Michaela. Oh fu-

Michaela was going to let her do it so that she would testify for Tonya. Oh, Michaela. You remind me more of Annalise every single day. Also she would probably let the woman do it for the first orgasm. After hearing the rest of Keating Five talk about orgasms, she wants in on the experience!

Annalise is doing what Annalise does best to Tonya. Tonya did it because she loved him, guys! Tonya killed a man because she loved him! If this character was played by anyone other than Sherri Saum, I'd hate them. Forever.

 Tonya isn't a relationship person. She feel in love with Dominic but there was his wife. She wanted him, though. She gave him drugs that taken with something else can cause a heart attack. She never wanted him to die, but she wanted to show his wife who he is.

Annalise calls Tonya out on her bullshit. She says that she gives people who really like sex a bad name.

Frank is helping Laurel and Laurel does a good impression of making fun of his, "Getting to know him" line. Basically, Frank has had a pretty good life in general. He got kicked out of community college, though. But he doesn't mention the whole killing girls for his boss's husband. That just slips his mind, doesn't it.

Emily Sinclair and Asher are working together. WHAT THE FUCK, ASHER? He's supposed to do it for 'justice'. I hate him now. I really hate him. Emily tries using Trotter Lake against him.

"I could use your dick size against you, but I just don't know it yet..."

Asher broke into Annalise's house with a tape recorder to get evidence against her for Emily. So that mouse thing was a bigger thing than just Wes and Annalise having awkward conversations. Which means he also probably knows about Annalise and Wes being that close.

Asher, I tried to defend your dumbass self in the past, too! What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Annalise says that the charges against Tonya are wrong. It's intentional premeditated murder. Tonya and Bonnie exchange WTF looks. Those looks are increasingly common in this show.

Annalise gets the wife on the stand. She accuses her of killing her husband. Tonya is innocent! Well, not really! Just in the eyes of the public.

The wife cries, but usually when people cry when Annalise makes them cry, they deserve it. This girl, though?

Annalise says that she knows that Tonya killed the poor guy after Tonya vomits in the bathroom. She requests vodka as a gift for saving her.

Tonya does it, though. And gives them phallic-shaped gifts. Connor tells Michaela that she can use it to have her first orgasm. Last season, this would have ended in Michaela pushing him down the stairs.

Bonnie accuses Asher of cheating on him because Emily sent him a picture of a girl from Trotter Lake or something. Asher just admits it! You fucking idiot, honestly! You don't just do that to Paris Geller. She will kill you. She's already killed one person before! Actually, two, if you count the first Asher!

Levi is Eggs 911. He's her foster brother, right? Wes is reminding me of someone from a vampire fanfic when he has Levi up against the wall talking to him. He even says to stay away from Michaela! That's why Levi wanted to get with Michaela. To find out what happened to Rebecca. Wes and Levi kind of team up to figure out what happened to her and Wes lets Levi go.

Bonnie and Laurel are drinking at a bar. Apparently, Doucheface is good in bed. Unfortunately. I really just wanted another reason to hate Asher. Laurel pesters her about information on Frank.

"So I kill a girl, and had a boyfriend. Life was too good. It doesn't matter anymore, though. I'll just kill him if he gets on Annalise's bad side."

Frank points out who might have sent information to Emily Sinclair. It's some woman I can't fucking remember for the life of me.

Connor and Oliver are making out on Oliver's bed. They can't even wait until D Day! Then Connor says he has something to tell him. I thought that it was going to be the murder thing, so naturally I start chewing on my nails. It's about the sex party. Connor says he didn't try anything, and Oliver starts to laugh and says he's a changed man. Because even Oliver would have sex at a sex party!

Annalise is trying to look good. Except she's not even trying, because she always looks good. Honestly, her wardrobe is probably one of the best on this show. Her and Michaela have perfect outfits practically every single week.

Speaking of Michaela... Michaela and the one guy start to have sex, She's determined to have an orgasm. Just don't kill him with your vagina!

This screenshot kind of makes the guy look like Donnie Darko, but I assure you he isn't Jake Gyllenhaal. 

Asher meets up with his father about Tiffany (the Trotter Lake girl or something) and it's just... I hate both of them. I'm making a burn book. Just for both of their loser asses.

Annalise went to Nate's apartment. She tried to get him a job. Nate brings up the fact he saw Eve and her together. Wes and Nate are on a team now to take down Annalise! What the fuck is wrong with all of you?!

Flashforward.

There's a car. Nate is in the car. He tells the Murder Four to get in the fucking car. They do so. I'm... what?

It's the light from your sins, Keating Five!

Predictions I was right about:

• None of them. 
• Except who has sex.

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How to Get Away With Murder RECAP: She's Dying 2x02

How to Get Away With Murder RECAP: She's Dying 2x02

   10/02/2015       Unknown

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Last episode of this absolute mess, we met this really gorgeous death row attorney named Eve who turned out to be Annalise's ex girlfriend. Eve and Annalise kissed a little and I screamed. Frank cloned everyone's computers so he gets to look at Wes Googling shit, Michaela searching for a guy who doesn't like men on cupidmeetsvenus.com, Connor most likely looking up gay porn so he can find new sex positions to try with Oliver, Laurel probably Googling Frank Delfino every 5 seconds to see if he has a criminal record, and he probably just cloned Asher's computer just for the hell of it. Connor wanted sex, but Oliver was all like, "But Connor......." and then Connor moved in and we learned that Oliver has a domesticity kink. I think. Oh yeah, and Bonnie killed Rebecca without even thinking twice about it. Michaela keeps texting Eggs 911 and left her purse where she shouldn't and I sighed. Also, Annalise gets shot two months in the future, and Wes apparently has something to do with it.

Did I forget about Asher being bombarded with questions and he accidentally slips up? Probably.

Predictions (that I'm probably completely wrong about) :

• Annalise and Eve are going to kiss more this episode. Or, at least, I'm hoping. See, I went a whole season wanting Rebecca and Lila to kiss or Bonnie and Annalise. If I can't get either of those things, I want the next best thing.
• Michaela's whole All the guys I'm attracted to are gay thing will get addressed this episode. 2 points to me if it's Frank or Connor.
• Oliver will probably do something that will make me like him even more (Pete, if you kill off this nerdy IT guy, I will be pissed off until the end of time and hate everything. That is all) and probably hack into something.
• Those two adopted twin parent killers, Caleb and Catherine, are most likely rubbing uglies together. Which is just creepy. See, I thought Catherine was cute until the painting thing. Then I realized that every girl I find attractive on this show has a horrible life. See: Rebecca. That is all. Don't talk to me about Rebecca.
• Someone finds out about Rebecca. 
• Annalise does something totally unprofessional to Wes and everyone screams, "DON'T BANG HIM ANNALISE!!!!!!!!!" but some of us scream, "YES YOU GO GIRL!" See, I'm in the middle. I think that Annalise probably needs to seduce Wes so he can experience the finer things in life, but at the same time, I feel like if any of the other Keating 5 know about her seducing him they'd leave bitchy reviews on Ratemyprofessor.com (Michaela and Connor, most likely)
• Laurel totally has experience in the whole murder department. It probably has something to do with her father. 
• Someone gets laid this episode. 

We begin the episode at that creepy place Annalise gets shot at in the future. Michaela and Laurel are here. Michaela and Laurel are asking where Connor is. 

Connor appears to be near Annalise saying, "It's always your fault." 

Catherine (parent killer) and Caleb (other parent killer) are being investigated. Annalise busts in and informs the adopted kids that are totally banging that their aunt got killed. 

Wes is at his apartment. The landlord wants to know why Rebecca has gone MIA.

Annalise wants to get the charges for the parent killers thrown out. She also asks for Bonnie. They walk outside and Annalise says if she screws up on this, Bonnie will be the next dead body in the house. 

I bet there's a lot more dead bodies that's been in that house than we know of. 

Asher seems to like Bonnie being dominant. 

Connor asks Michaela if she got a dick pic in the house. Michaela says no. Asher walks back in and asks why people are threatening to murder each other and Connor announces Oliver is HIV positive. So Michaela said that she would kill him if he slept with him before prEP kicked in. Asher proves he knows nothing and basically I expect a bunch of anti-Asher posts on Tumblr. He says that if Connor sleeps with Oliver, he's going to die. 

Just.. I'll remember that there's a lot of people who are completely misinformed about it because they're not educated about it. I hope everyone else that says, "FUCK YOU ASHER GO DIE YOU PROBLEMATIC FUCKING POS I HATE YOU FUCKBOY!"

Eve and Annalise are talking in the car. They hold hands after Eve says, "I understand why everyone is having affairs." You know what? I always liked Annalise, but this relationship (or whatever) makes me see her in a whole different light. Annalise laughs for the first time in this series' history.

"You know, Annalise, if you wanted Sam gone, I could make him gone. Just say the word, and I would...."

Back in the courtroom, Eve denies being friends with Annalise. It leads into another yelling match in court and the other woman accuses Annalise of convincing Nate to kill Sam.

Bonnie is researching. Frank comes in and says it was smart to use a plastic bag. 

Annalise calls Frank and tells him that the DA knows that Annalise and Eve know each other.

At the parent killers house, Paris and Asher are saying sexual things to each other. I'm seriously scared for Asher's life. I mean, Paris/Bonnie didn't even cry when she killed Rebecca. But yet, she cries if she doesn't live up to Annalise's expectations. 

Annalise takes the stand in court. She gets questioned about Nate and Annalise's relationship. Eve is fighting with the DA. Annalise looks so, so, so done. She is about to get away with murder, y'all.

Connor is talking about how naked Nate talk made him horny. Michaela tells him to go screw Oliver already if it makes him shut up. God, I love this show. 

That one Levi guy we speculated he was going to hook up with Michaela asks to see a phone. Connor tries to offer it to him, and Michaela cuts him off and says that Connor has a boyfriend. Who is wonderful. I'm so happy. Michaela, please don't ever murder Oliver. Actually, nobody murder Oliver. He's too good for this world, but that doesn't mean you should kill him!

Connor tells Michaela that she should totally sit on Levi's face, and Michaela points out that he's in a courtroom so there's a chance Levi could be a criminal. Connor says that she doesn't have to take him to meet the parents, she just has to, well.... sit on his face!

Frank and Laurel are in the car and some woman walks by and says something about butter. All I can think about is that Gordon X Paula Dean dating simulator. I can't take anything seriously now. Laurel asks about it and Frank says that she couldn't handle it. Which proves my point. Or, uh, whatever. Listen, I only got a 21 on my English ACT. I'm no Ivy League genius here.

Laurel and Michaela are trying to figure out how to win the parent killer case. Connor and Asher are complaining. Wes offers to help with the case by being the puppy. Annalise thinks it's a brilliant idea! Better than the Bonnie idea. She'll kill Catherine without even blinking.

They found Caleb's DNA at the crime scene. Catherine starts freaking out. 

Bonnie questions Caleb. She makes up that she found out that he was caught on tape and Caleb says that he was framed.

"I SWEAR I NEVER HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN!"

On the stand, Annalise starts to yell and I'm so happy. She says that she didn't put her hand on the Bible to be burnt at the stake in this preliminary hearing. The DA points out that Annalise has quite a temper, so she is possible of murder. Uh..... Wes didn't have a temper. 

Bonnie and Frank, though? Totally. 

Anyways, TV law drama that doesn't transfer to what actually happens in court. I mean, am I right? Am I? I'm not a lawyer but I don't think they can reason like that.

Back at the house, Bonnie tells everyone to get their ass up because they want to get the DNA stuff thrown out.

Oliver comes to the office. Don't do it Oliver! Don't do it! Don't step foot in the house!

 Asher does something stupid and thinks that HIV=death. So Connor and Oliver go out and start yelling. Oliver says that he hasn't even told his parents yet, and there's things he's kept secret from Connor. Then Oliver gives Connor the keys to the apartment and tells him he doesn't have to use them so quickly. Damn, man, everyone got an upgrade on sass between the first and second season!

But what did Nerdy IT Guy do? What is he hiding? I want to knooooowwwww.

Annalise says that she thinks Nate killed her husband. Nate is obviously pissed off. Eve tells her to stop lying on the stand.

Eve is questioning Annalise on the stand. Eve says that she used Nate as a pawn. Annalise doesn't say a single word.

I'm just getting ready for the cliffhanger ending. 

Annalise is so pissed she went right to her office after being grilled by Eve. I'm relating to this because I've been this pissed all week.

So Michaela and Connor are at Oliver's apartment. Michaela wants to know if the police transferred DNA evidence to the crime scene to pin it on Caleb. Connor tries to say something, and Oliver tells him to keep his mouth shut. For practice.

"Both of our romantic/ex-romantic interests both kind of sucked, so let's bond over wine and tease our future boyfriends together!" 

Michaela and Oliver are new friendship goals. Just substitute the wine for orange juice with me. Yeah, I'm that much of a loser.

Michaela and Connor start talking about Levi. Connor said she should have went for it, and Oliver agrees. Oliver tells her that in his experience, she should go for it because you never know what could happen. He says that he never thought he would end up with a self-absorbed pretty boy. I laughed. 

Back at Annalise's office, Paris and Annalise are fighting. Paris is about to cry. Then she starts to cry. 

"I didn't get into Harvard, Rory!" 

In court, Annalise brings up the fact that they deleted the original test at the crime scene. This obviously helps them.

In Nate's case, Nate is free to go. They must go back to the drawing board because so much of the case was focused on Annalise's sex life. Annalise watches Nate and Eve hug. Bonnie/Paris gives Annalise the, "What are we going to do?" look. Or something. Right now, I'm not paying much attention to Paris/Bonnie. The Michaela and Oliver interaction is all I'm thinking about. 

Also, I got one of my predictions right! The 'Michaela likes gay guys' got said! Although Oliver did bring up that Aiden (aka IRRELEVANT now that Levi is probably going to let her sit on his face next episode) could have been bisexual. Or something. I don't remember clearly.  

Connor is back at Oliver's apartment. Oliver is chopping up vegetables. Connor asks about how he got HIV. Oliver says that he got so drunk he had sex with someone he barely knew after Connor had sex with Paxton because he was so depressed. So Connor blames himself for what happened.

And.. I accidentally erased the picture of that scene. I'm sorry. Just try to imagine angry Oliver and Connor blaming himself here.

Annalise and Eve are talking. Annalise is eating as they discuss. Eve says that she can't run away from this. Annalise wants to know why she had to pin it on her. Eve is crying and Annalise says it was good and real with her. So she got scared and left her. Annalise says that Eve was the most beautiful thing that ever happened to her. 

Eve has hair goals this episode though, I swear. I'm disappointed I didn't get many screenshots of her this episode. 

Laurel comes by Frank's place seductively. Frank starts to seduce her. Then he turns her down and says that she has to get to know him. Like she had to get to know him the other times they had sex.  Hey, maybe he thinks that he wants to make love now! Maybe it's more than just sex. 

Maybe he should start to help her get to know him by telling her that he cloned all of their computers? Damn, that's kind of important.

Eve and Annalise start to have sex. At least someone is getting laid tonight. Although the hand holding thing was kind of dumb. I mean, really? Insert the obligatory, "As a lesbian..." statement here.  

Michaela and Levi are at a bar playing pool. You know what? I kind of like them together. Kind of. I'm not sure. I just want Michaela to be happy. 

Asher and the DA are talking. He says Quotable Line of the Night: 

"Bye Felicia. That's another way to say suck it!"

 Sometimes, I really love Asher. You know, when he's not running his mouth. The DA is working on the parent killers case. 

The morning after they had sex, Eve wants Annalise to think about going to New York with her. Nate watches them kiss and kind of gives the, "Only in my life could this ever..." look. I feel you, Nate, your life is rough as a fictional character.

In the future, the DA and Annalise both got shot. The DA is dead, though. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.

Wes, Connor, Michaela, and Laurel all decide to leave Annalise there to die. You ungrateful fuckers. At least Connor tried to help. Really? Really?  Wes, are you fucking serious? I'm blaming you! 

Predictions I was totally right about (or wrong about): 

• Annalise and Eve totally kissed. And more. They had sex. 
• 2 points to me! Connor totally brought up the Michaela and gay men thing. 
• I like how this episode showed a different side of Oliver. I think this episode made him more complex. Also, score for him because he says the word bisexual. Don't hurt Oliver!
• Still no sign that the parent killers are having sex in their big ol' mansion. In fact, it was kind of hinted at that Wes might be thinking about Catherine. Damn, Wes, really? Why am I attracted to all of your possible romantic interests? 
• Frank figured out that Bonnie killed Rebecca. He didn't really find out, he just put two and two together.
• Annalise didn't do anything inappropriate this episode. It'll come, I swear. 
• We didn't learn much about Laurel other than the fact she got an A on one of her exams or something. I swear, it'll come, too.
• Yeah, someone totally got laid this episode. Fun! Although I'm taking a point off of that because Annalise and Eve did the lame holding hands shit. 

Next episode, expect a lot of sex. 

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How to Get Away With Murder 2x01- It's Time to Move on RECAP (also known as OMGWTF????)

How to Get Away With Murder 2x01- It's Time to Move on RECAP (also known as OMGWTF????)

   9/24/2015       Unknown

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Guys. It's the time we've all been waiting for.

You know, the show that Viola Davis won an Emmy for. I've been so excited for this I haven't been able to sleep. I probably won't sleep for the night because of this.

Predictions for tonight:

I bet that someone will get lucky tonight. Except for Connor and Oliver. I know, I know, if I'm wrong you're all going to be like, "Hahaha FUCK YOU EDGERAMBLES.BLOGSPOT.COM!" It's cool, I still love you. Kinda. I also bet that Michaela and Connor had nothing to do in the murder of Rebecca Sutter. I also doubt that Wes killed her, because they're making it seem like it's him and I'm doubting it. I was betting it was Laurel, but then I got to watch the preview for the episode and I'm feeling a bit unsure about it.

My best bets? Maybe it's Nate. Maybe it's Frank. Hell, maybe, somehow it's Rudy. I don't think it's Annalise.

I'm writing this an hour beforehand, but I'm sure whatever happens, it's going to be absolutely crazy. 

See this post in 50 minutes, though!

If they don't play any of IAMX's music this episode, I will be disappointed. Very disappointed.

Basically, what you missed last season is that Frank is a hitman and killed Lila. Frank owed Sam something so he killed Lila. Wes killed Sam. Someone (we learn tonight) killed Rebecca. Oliver has HIV. Laurel and Frank are still kind of gross. Bonnie and Asher are still kind of cute or... uh, something. I don't know anymore. All I know is 3 people are dead, and everyone got laid last season. Also, Laurel hid Michaela's ring. Nate got arrested for the murder of Nate.

ALSO EGGS 911 LAWYER'S HOUSE.

Okay, so Rebecca's head was put in a bag. She kept screaming she'll be good.

Back in the classroom.

Our favorite gay Connor is looking at pictures of his boyfriend when Annalise calls on him.

Whoever killed Rebecca is supposed to be strong, apparently. So, uh, Nate?

Frank thinks Wes killed Rebecca. Back in the classroom, Wes gets sassy as fuck. Annalise says he doesn't do it back in the basement. In the classroom, she keeps getting sassy and so does he.

What the fuck is going on?

Seeing Rebecca die in that plastic bag is kind of awful. I liked Rebecca, even if she could be annoying at times. Plus, she was really cute. Katie Findlay is a certified cutie.

Connor gets sassy, Michaela gets sassy, and basically this is all sass today. I mean, Connor and Michaela don't really get sassy towards each other, and that's... Strange. I hope they become friends, though. Maybe Connor will teach her how to find a guy that's straight.

But girl, I can help you with that. Just find a guy who wears shorts when it's way too fucking cold to be wearing shorts at Walmart.

Laurel and Michaela are about to fight and it's kind of fun to watch.

Annalise is watching on TV a case about twins that are parent killers.

Frank says Annalise and him need to talk. He brings up Wes.

Annalise starts telling off the parent killers. The guy's name is Caleb. I hope I spelled that right. I don't like the name Caleb, so I really don't care too much. What exes do to you. The girl's name is Catherine.

Annalise thinks the parent killers case will be fun.

She tells the students off at her house. Meanwhile, Famke's character walks in and says they should probably do what she says. It's a surprise Annalise didn't want, because she has that, "OMG WTF" look on her face. Basically the same look I have when I see Rebecca in that plastic bag.

Still don't find this as great as the Michaela and Laurel fight, though.

Apparently Famke's character is Nate's lawyer. She's a death row attorney.

Famke's character is basically amazing. She accuses her of murdering her husband and then also accuses her of having her boyfriend. 

Famke's character (I think her name is Eve) says that she's not taking Nate's case.

After doing what Annalise says what she wants, 

Oliver is hacking and Connor is naked. What. Okay. Connor wants sex. Oliver doesn't want to put him in danger. Basically, Oliver broke my heart. As always. He doesn't think he's good enough for Connor. Which, sad. Just sad. But Connor says Oliver is the only good part of his day. Which worries me because if they're happy, something really, really bad is going to happen to them. Unless the writers decide to give us a break.

Wes is back in his apartment looking up stuff for the parent killers case. Then he starts looking up Jane Doe. 

Apparently, according to Frank, he's been looking this stuff up for the last two nights. Frank says it to Annalise and Annalise asks him if he's stalking all of the students, or just Wes. Then she asks if Frank did it, and says she won't be mad if he did, only if he's lying about it. 

All. While. Eating. A. Yogurt. I'm in love with this show. 

Annalise and Wes are in her office. She wants to know why he's upset. Basically, I think Wes has become this fucking sassy superhero this episode.

Annalise lies to him and says they know where Rebecca is up.

Laurel has something on the parent murder case. Laurel asks Bonnie about the case. And Bonnie says that she's not Frank so she can't just twist her hair and get things out of her. Laurel makes her feel bad and says that Annalise never tells her these things- only Frank. 

Jesus, when did all these people get sassy? I didn't realize that last season everyone was going to be bitter and rude.

So they're getting lucky on parent killers case. I don't really have much opinion about this case. I think it lasts for more than one episode, right? Better than the Max case in 1x02, honestly. That family gave me the chills.

Bonnie wants Asher. In more ways than one. All of the students know about them.

Eggs 911. Eggs 911. 

Frank tries to act all innocent when Connor and Michaela ask about Eggs 911. Fucking Frank. 

Wes is riding his bike to somewhere. Frank is stalking him.

Eve is questioning Nate. She throws her stuff and says that she doesn't like him. Nate says that white people only bring up race when it matters to them, not when it actually matters.

Nate calls Annalise and says that he's going to take him down with her. 

Eve and Annalise are out together when they shouldn't be. Eve starts yelling at her and Annalise looks sad. I.. I feel bad. Eve starts telling her that she doesn't even feel bad deep down. 

Also, someone on Tumblr just liked my post on who will get laid first. I guessed Frank and Laurel. I'm wrong. Shut up. Bonnie and Asher were pretty close.

Michaela is staring at Eggs 911 message in the bar. There's a guy she finds handsome. He's gay and she tells him to go away. She texts Eggs 911 and they text back. I hope this is Rebecca's twin sister.

So aunt of parent killers says that she was listening to her niece and nephew murder their parents on a specific date.

Laurel and Bonnie manipulated the video evidence to make it say whatever year they want. 

Frank is talking to Annalise about Wes. They're practically like the parents explaining to the poor innocent kid that their puppy got ran over.

Annalise has a bottle of wine. Wes accuses Annalise of lying. Wes says that he'll get over Rebecca eventually. This is just.. sad. 

WHAT THE FUCK FRANK. 

Frank is using a dating site for Michaela, right? It was so fast and I'm just.. I hate him.

Laurel is at his door and says Rebecca is dead. She knew better than this shit. 

Basically, it's either Bonnie or Laurel in my mind who killed her. 

I'm just.. I'm dead because Laurel and Wes were so quiet and now they're all intense and willing to kill. What character development. 

Flashback. Bonnie brought Rebecca some water in the cellar. Not the basement, sorry.  

Bonnie is all calm and it's scaring me. Apparently Annalise told her that they're letting her go. Bonnie starts talking all crazy. 

Bonnie then puts the bag over her head and ties it up. PARIS GELLER WHAT THE FUCK.

Bonnie confesses to murder to Annalise and says she did it for her. Because she'd do the same. Annalise calls her a monster and leaves.

This is really random, but I really like what Bonnie is wearing this episode. You know, other than the whole "I murdered someone" thing we found out this episode, I still like Bonnie. She just wants sex and protecting Annalise. This would make some good fanfic.

Annalise is at Eve's apartment drinking with her. Annalise says she ruins people, and she says she ruined Eve.

Did Annalise... have a fling... with Eve?

This is Heaven if it is. 

Annalise and Eve have a moment remembering the good ol' times. 

Eve says Annalise was fun. Please, she still is! 

Eve says that Annalise has to go to bed- and THEY KISS. THEY MOTHERFUCKIN' KISS. I'M SCREAMING. I JUST PUT MY ARMS UP IN THE AIR. ANNALISE LIKES WOMEN AND I'M SCREAMING.

I AM SHAKING. THIS IS ALL I EVER WANTED. 

Anyways, back from that mess. I'm a mess. Anyways. Parent Murders case. I think Catherine is kind of cute. They're not exactly fond of Annalise because she's a suspect for Sam's murder so they think she'll be too busy to deal with their case. 

Eve is such a badass in court.

Connor is going to move in with Oliver. He says that they're going to be a boring, domesticated couple. This.. This episode... I just.. This is all I EVER wanted. Really, I was thinking about changing my Tumblr blog titled from "The Gays are Domesticated" to something different, but you know what? This inspired me to keep it.

Of course, they kind of stop to take Annalise's call, because you gotta fear Annalise. Oliver was trained. 

Annalise has a new wig and they're at a club. I blame Eve. Laurel is forcing Michaela to dance and have fun while Eggs 911 is texting..

Asher is getting fucking grilled by this chick. She wants to know stuff and basically Asher doesn't know anything. Sorry, Ash, I still love you. 

The parent murder case twins, though. Their aunt got killed while Catherine is painting. It's a really creepy painting, too. Oh, fuck, did I choose the wrong new girl to find attractive? I always do that. 

I'm glad that they're all having fun, because 2 months later, apparently, Annalise is about to die. She's in a pool of her own blood. I'm going to cry. 

I mean, I highly doubt she's going to die, but Wes ran out of the mansion she was in. Fucking Wes. I instantly don't think it's him. Maybe it was Eve. Maybe she falls in the psycho lesbian trope.

I hate this show. But I love it. But I hate it. 

So, who got laid? Probably the people that I said wouldn't. Fucking hell. See you next week. I need to rest. And scream. Who killed Rebecca? Not the person I thought it would be. I mean, I guessed Bonnie, but then I was like, "lol nah" LOL BITCH U WAS RITE. KINDA. 

They played IAMX during the club scene. I can sleep happy now. I mean, I'm traumatized, but I guess I can get that lousy kind of sleep I need in order to wake up and continue to be traumatized.

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Amazon Reviews Monday

Amazon Reviews Monday

   6/22/2015       Unknown

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Well, here's something new I would like to try out. I don't think I could possibly do it every single Monday, but every time I do publish one of these things, it'll be on a Monday. Does that make sense? I hope it does.

Today, our first two searches. I have picked out my lovely How To Get Away with Murder, and since these Amazon reviews have me thinking about gay relationships, let's go with Brokeback Mountain. Orange is The New Black is at the end. I don't really have many possible future Amazon Reviews Monday lineups, but if you have any suggestions, be sure to leave them down below, seriously. I'll love you forever and ever.

HTGAWM is obviously first.

Because the sex scenes between any other characters aren't any less revealing typically. Also, please don't watch any HBO shows.

If you got past the second episode, the third one was without a gay sex scene. Shocking. And for some, disappointing. 

The show is literally about murder. 

The show is literally about murder. 

The show is literally about murder.

Before I get on to Brokeback Mountain, I have a little story for you guys that actually reminds me of the first entry. Now, assuming you've seen the movie, you know what it's about. If you haven't, well, read the next few posts and you'll know exactly what it's about. 

This one kid I know has a grandfather obsessed with cowboy movies. So, he picked up this movie and started watching it. He didn't really quite get what was going on until the first sex scene. Then he started cussing and basically got extremely pissed off that he rented this and broke it out of sheer anger. Oh, old people. 

Plot twist: this was written by the grandpa

These are not real people (the poem)

Do.. do any of you happen to look up the plot of the movies you think about watching before you watch them, or is that just me?

And then, Orange is the New Black Season 1. 

So I guess she saw the shower scene and got the fuck out. 

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