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How To Get Away With Murder 2x10 RECAP- "What Happened to You, Annalise?" (aka wtf is going on)
Hey, long time no see! I missed you guys! I've been busy at school which means very little time for my rambles on this blog. Instead, I've been writing out all of my notes for intro to effective speaking and dying a little on the inside. Anyways, let us get back to the fuckery of this television show.
So last time we left off, Wes shot Annalise in the stomach and then we got a dramatic flashback of when Wes was young. There's a guy named Christophe. We don't know much other than that. Oh, and Frank dumped Catherine somewhere and Annalise pinned everything on her.
Laurel:
Laurel took away the gun from Wes so he didn't finish Annalise off. Laurel is now that one friend who isn't down with murder. Laurel is also really emotional this episode, because she's becoming the new Bonnie.
do not be fooled she was crying two seconds before this
Bonnie:
Bonnie is so sweet to Annalise this episode. It's almost as if Bonnie didn't say that she wanted her to die just 2 (is that right?) episodes ago. But she then drugged her. God fucking damn it, Paris! Rory Gilmore would be ashamed!
On topics other than, you know, drugging people, Bonnie's more natural makeup look is really beautiful on her.
Annalise:
Annalise is so hardcore just 2 weeks ago she came home worried about the next court hearing. Listen, I know being a lawyer is stressful, but this show portrays it so dramatically it's almost concerning. And Annalise thought she got handed a child this episode. Annalise deceives poor Laurel this episode and also tells her Rebecca is alive. Annalise also broke confidentiality oath with Catherine.
She also keeps hallucinating throughout the entire episode. The last scene of this episode is her dancing around with an imaginary baby. Shit's hard for Annalise.
Wes:
Wes joined the facial hair crew. He was the student starter of the murder club, but one of the last for the facial hair crew. He's also being all dark and mysterious, which I'm sure one of my man-lovin' readers will like, because man-lovin' readers like that shit.
He walked into Annalise's house to find out stuff about Christophe. He finds nothing, because Annalise is smart enough not to store her life's biggest secrets on a blog or a Microsoft Word entry on her laptop. Looking at you, Person Who Stores Their Social Security Number on Word Document. Go fucking delete it.
Wes is also feeling suicidal. This is depressing. This is what murder does to you.
this is the face of a man done with the world
So that woman Annalise saw earlier on in the episode? Turns out she met her ten years ago. Annalise holds up a statue so Wes doesn't murder her. Wes asks Annalise if she actually thought that he wanted to hurt her. Uh, yeah? You fucking shot her? I swear to God, Wes.
Asher:
Remember when Asher went to the police after the murder? It was to say that he didn't think his father committed suicide. Damn this deceiving show. Damn it to hell, I say! Out, this damn spot! He thinks his father was murdered.
So Oliver and Asher aren't exactly BFFs. Oliver wants him to leave.
Connor:
Connor is stressed out this episode and keeps butting heads with Bonnie. Uh, Connor, that's the wrong girl to mess with. Paris Geller would skin you alive.
Oliver:
I literally laughed my ass off at the part where Oliver leaned over and whispered to Connor asking when Asher will leave. I've never related more to Oliver than I have now. Actually, that's a lie. I relate to him a lot.
Nate:
Nate checks in with Annalise. There's some emotional music then, so I couldn't hear what the fuck was being said. Also, there's the chance that none of that even happened, because Annalise is going through Hell right now!
Michaela:
Michaela is upset that she was the fifth wheel in the Student Killer Club. She didn't get invited to Asher and Connor's fun time with Oliver and then she also got left out of Laurel and Wes's slumber party. Her bae Caleb tells her that they all belong in Hell. Wow, fuck you, Caleb. Michaela is too precious for Hell. She's the most innocent one in this fucked up Murder Club. She's not even apart of the Murder Club. And Caleb, let me just say you're not saved from Hell, because you probably had something worse than that Folgers commercial with your sister. Reassess yourself, buddy. #MichaelaPrattDefenseSquad
[insert picture of Michaela in a fantastic outfit that I didn't get because my new screencapture software is a disappointment]
Catherine:
Catherine is being accused of an inappropriate relationship with Phillip Jessup. Jessup? Is that actually how you spell it? I... I hate to say it, but uh... I just don't care. Don't get me wrong, the actor is great and all, but I just don't care about his character that much yet. Yet. She also confessed to shooting Annalise, but said that Phillip drugged her. She's going to get 5 years in minimum security prison. Which is much, much more favorable than what she would probably get in real life.
Frank:
Frank is a sly motherfucker. Catherine thought that Phillip was the one who drugged her. You could just see the look on his face after she said it was Phillip and he realizes he's going to continue being a Frank. Keep on doing you, Frank. Please don't lick Annalise's face though.
Frank is going to be the only one who makes it out of this shit alive. I swear on that. You know why? Because he doesn't catch The Feelings™. The Feelings™ make you weak and make you do crazy shit. Sure, he might have feelings about Laurel, but they're not The Feelings™. It's not like how Connor is with Oliver. See, Connor has The Feelings™, which makes me worried about him.
Rating: I don't know what the fuck happened, but I liked it.
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