How to Get Away With Murder 2x01- It's Time to Move on RECAP (also known as OMGWTF????)

How to Get Away With Murder 2x01- It's Time to Move on RECAP (also known as OMGWTF????)

   9/24/2015       Unknown

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Guys. It's the time we've all been waiting for.

You know, the show that Viola Davis won an Emmy for. I've been so excited for this I haven't been able to sleep. I probably won't sleep for the night because of this.

Predictions for tonight:

I bet that someone will get lucky tonight. Except for Connor and Oliver. I know, I know, if I'm wrong you're all going to be like, "Hahaha FUCK YOU EDGERAMBLES.BLOGSPOT.COM!" It's cool, I still love you. Kinda. I also bet that Michaela and Connor had nothing to do in the murder of Rebecca Sutter. I also doubt that Wes killed her, because they're making it seem like it's him and I'm doubting it. I was betting it was Laurel, but then I got to watch the preview for the episode and I'm feeling a bit unsure about it.

My best bets? Maybe it's Nate. Maybe it's Frank. Hell, maybe, somehow it's Rudy. I don't think it's Annalise.

I'm writing this an hour beforehand, but I'm sure whatever happens, it's going to be absolutely crazy. 

See this post in 50 minutes, though!

If they don't play any of IAMX's music this episode, I will be disappointed. Very disappointed.

Basically, what you missed last season is that Frank is a hitman and killed Lila. Frank owed Sam something so he killed Lila. Wes killed Sam. Someone (we learn tonight) killed Rebecca. Oliver has HIV. Laurel and Frank are still kind of gross. Bonnie and Asher are still kind of cute or... uh, something. I don't know anymore. All I know is 3 people are dead, and everyone got laid last season. Also, Laurel hid Michaela's ring. Nate got arrested for the murder of Nate.

ALSO EGGS 911 LAWYER'S HOUSE.

Okay, so Rebecca's head was put in a bag. She kept screaming she'll be good.

Back in the classroom.

Our favorite gay Connor is looking at pictures of his boyfriend when Annalise calls on him.

Whoever killed Rebecca is supposed to be strong, apparently. So, uh, Nate?

Frank thinks Wes killed Rebecca. Back in the classroom, Wes gets sassy as fuck. Annalise says he doesn't do it back in the basement. In the classroom, she keeps getting sassy and so does he.

What the fuck is going on?

Seeing Rebecca die in that plastic bag is kind of awful. I liked Rebecca, even if she could be annoying at times. Plus, she was really cute. Katie Findlay is a certified cutie.

Connor gets sassy, Michaela gets sassy, and basically this is all sass today. I mean, Connor and Michaela don't really get sassy towards each other, and that's... Strange. I hope they become friends, though. Maybe Connor will teach her how to find a guy that's straight.

But girl, I can help you with that. Just find a guy who wears shorts when it's way too fucking cold to be wearing shorts at Walmart.

Laurel and Michaela are about to fight and it's kind of fun to watch.

Annalise is watching on TV a case about twins that are parent killers.

Frank says Annalise and him need to talk. He brings up Wes.

Annalise starts telling off the parent killers. The guy's name is Caleb. I hope I spelled that right. I don't like the name Caleb, so I really don't care too much. What exes do to you. The girl's name is Catherine.

Annalise thinks the parent killers case will be fun.

She tells the students off at her house. Meanwhile, Famke's character walks in and says they should probably do what she says. It's a surprise Annalise didn't want, because she has that, "OMG WTF" look on her face. Basically the same look I have when I see Rebecca in that plastic bag.

Still don't find this as great as the Michaela and Laurel fight, though.

Apparently Famke's character is Nate's lawyer. She's a death row attorney.

Famke's character is basically amazing. She accuses her of murdering her husband and then also accuses her of having her boyfriend. 

Famke's character (I think her name is Eve) says that she's not taking Nate's case.

After doing what Annalise says what she wants, 

Oliver is hacking and Connor is naked. What. Okay. Connor wants sex. Oliver doesn't want to put him in danger. Basically, Oliver broke my heart. As always. He doesn't think he's good enough for Connor. Which, sad. Just sad. But Connor says Oliver is the only good part of his day. Which worries me because if they're happy, something really, really bad is going to happen to them. Unless the writers decide to give us a break.

Wes is back in his apartment looking up stuff for the parent killers case. Then he starts looking up Jane Doe. 

Apparently, according to Frank, he's been looking this stuff up for the last two nights. Frank says it to Annalise and Annalise asks him if he's stalking all of the students, or just Wes. Then she asks if Frank did it, and says she won't be mad if he did, only if he's lying about it. 

All. While. Eating. A. Yogurt. I'm in love with this show. 

Annalise and Wes are in her office. She wants to know why he's upset. Basically, I think Wes has become this fucking sassy superhero this episode.

Annalise lies to him and says they know where Rebecca is up.

Laurel has something on the parent murder case. Laurel asks Bonnie about the case. And Bonnie says that she's not Frank so she can't just twist her hair and get things out of her. Laurel makes her feel bad and says that Annalise never tells her these things- only Frank. 

Jesus, when did all these people get sassy? I didn't realize that last season everyone was going to be bitter and rude.

So they're getting lucky on parent killers case. I don't really have much opinion about this case. I think it lasts for more than one episode, right? Better than the Max case in 1x02, honestly. That family gave me the chills.

Bonnie wants Asher. In more ways than one. All of the students know about them.

Eggs 911. Eggs 911. 

Frank tries to act all innocent when Connor and Michaela ask about Eggs 911. Fucking Frank. 

Wes is riding his bike to somewhere. Frank is stalking him.

Eve is questioning Nate. She throws her stuff and says that she doesn't like him. Nate says that white people only bring up race when it matters to them, not when it actually matters.

Nate calls Annalise and says that he's going to take him down with her. 

Eve and Annalise are out together when they shouldn't be. Eve starts yelling at her and Annalise looks sad. I.. I feel bad. Eve starts telling her that she doesn't even feel bad deep down. 

Also, someone on Tumblr just liked my post on who will get laid first. I guessed Frank and Laurel. I'm wrong. Shut up. Bonnie and Asher were pretty close.

Michaela is staring at Eggs 911 message in the bar. There's a guy she finds handsome. He's gay and she tells him to go away. She texts Eggs 911 and they text back. I hope this is Rebecca's twin sister.

So aunt of parent killers says that she was listening to her niece and nephew murder their parents on a specific date.

Laurel and Bonnie manipulated the video evidence to make it say whatever year they want. 

Frank is talking to Annalise about Wes. They're practically like the parents explaining to the poor innocent kid that their puppy got ran over.

Annalise has a bottle of wine. Wes accuses Annalise of lying. Wes says that he'll get over Rebecca eventually. This is just.. sad. 

WHAT THE FUCK FRANK. 

Frank is using a dating site for Michaela, right? It was so fast and I'm just.. I hate him.

Laurel is at his door and says Rebecca is dead. She knew better than this shit. 

Basically, it's either Bonnie or Laurel in my mind who killed her. 

I'm just.. I'm dead because Laurel and Wes were so quiet and now they're all intense and willing to kill. What character development. 

Flashback. Bonnie brought Rebecca some water in the cellar. Not the basement, sorry.  

Bonnie is all calm and it's scaring me. Apparently Annalise told her that they're letting her go. Bonnie starts talking all crazy. 

Bonnie then puts the bag over her head and ties it up. PARIS GELLER WHAT THE FUCK.

Bonnie confesses to murder to Annalise and says she did it for her. Because she'd do the same. Annalise calls her a monster and leaves.

This is really random, but I really like what Bonnie is wearing this episode. You know, other than the whole "I murdered someone" thing we found out this episode, I still like Bonnie. She just wants sex and protecting Annalise. This would make some good fanfic.

Annalise is at Eve's apartment drinking with her. Annalise says she ruins people, and she says she ruined Eve.

Did Annalise... have a fling... with Eve?

This is Heaven if it is. 

Annalise and Eve have a moment remembering the good ol' times. 

Eve says Annalise was fun. Please, she still is! 

Eve says that Annalise has to go to bed- and THEY KISS. THEY MOTHERFUCKIN' KISS. I'M SCREAMING. I JUST PUT MY ARMS UP IN THE AIR. ANNALISE LIKES WOMEN AND I'M SCREAMING.

I AM SHAKING. THIS IS ALL I EVER WANTED. 

Anyways, back from that mess. I'm a mess. Anyways. Parent Murders case. I think Catherine is kind of cute. They're not exactly fond of Annalise because she's a suspect for Sam's murder so they think she'll be too busy to deal with their case. 

Eve is such a badass in court.

Connor is going to move in with Oliver. He says that they're going to be a boring, domesticated couple. This.. This episode... I just.. This is all I EVER wanted. Really, I was thinking about changing my Tumblr blog titled from "The Gays are Domesticated" to something different, but you know what? This inspired me to keep it.

Of course, they kind of stop to take Annalise's call, because you gotta fear Annalise. Oliver was trained. 

Annalise has a new wig and they're at a club. I blame Eve. Laurel is forcing Michaela to dance and have fun while Eggs 911 is texting..

Asher is getting fucking grilled by this chick. She wants to know stuff and basically Asher doesn't know anything. Sorry, Ash, I still love you. 

The parent murder case twins, though. Their aunt got killed while Catherine is painting. It's a really creepy painting, too. Oh, fuck, did I choose the wrong new girl to find attractive? I always do that. 

I'm glad that they're all having fun, because 2 months later, apparently, Annalise is about to die. She's in a pool of her own blood. I'm going to cry. 

I mean, I highly doubt she's going to die, but Wes ran out of the mansion she was in. Fucking Wes. I instantly don't think it's him. Maybe it was Eve. Maybe she falls in the psycho lesbian trope.

I hate this show. But I love it. But I hate it. 

So, who got laid? Probably the people that I said wouldn't. Fucking hell. See you next week. I need to rest. And scream. Who killed Rebecca? Not the person I thought it would be. I mean, I guessed Bonnie, but then I was like, "lol nah" LOL BITCH U WAS RITE. KINDA. 

They played IAMX during the club scene. I can sleep happy now. I mean, I'm traumatized, but I guess I can get that lousy kind of sleep I need in order to wake up and continue to be traumatized.

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Nervous.

Nervous.

   9/23/2015       Unknown

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I really sometimes hate the person I am under stress.

So I guess I have to explain before I get into this post.

I failed a quiz. Like, the quiz was 15 points. I got 3 3/4 of the possible 15 points. So now I have a 55% in the class.

I don't exactly know if I can retake it, so I'm going to try to ask tomorrow if that's possible. Or if there's going to be enough grades by the end of the nine weeks that it'll all balance out. Seriously, want to see all of my grades right now?

Yeah, I know I shouldn't have taken math analysis, but you see environmental biology? That's literally the only other time I could take the regular math class. Environmental biology is a college class that I love. 

I'm not asking for it to look like the other grade. I know I'll never be the person to get an A in math. And that's okay. I just want a C in the class so I can pass and thus graduate and get the hell out of high school.

Fuck, I'm crying while writing this dumb post. It just.. it hurts.

See, I'm like Craig from It's Kind of a Funny Story. I can try all I want, but there's always going to be someone better than me at this sort of stuff. I'm basically like Craig's friend who has that girlfriend Craig wants to bone in my other classes, but math is horrifying for me. 

See, Craig worked so hard to get into that one school. He studied his ass off for that test and didn't even get a perfect 100. That quiz? I studied for two hours. I was looking up tutorials on how to do each problem, asking my friend questions about how to do certain things I didn't understand. Granted, Craig did better on that test but whatever, you understand, right?

I got into an advanced math class in middle school and I think it caused like 95% of the anxiety problems I have today. 

See, the advanced math class I was put in in middle school was supposed to 'help' me but really, it didn't. I didn't know simple algebra until last year. I'm a senior in high school. 

I remember how other kids would treat me different because I didn't know what the hell I was doing. My mom tried to get me out of my advanced math class in middle school, but the middle school guidance counselor told me that if I do good in it, I wouldn't have to take a math class my senior year of high school. I still didn't want to be in it, so obviously little twelve-year old me cried because I barely even understood my multiplication tables at that point and the pre-algebra being shoved in my face by a bunch of people who didn't know me. Guidance counselor decided to tell my mom I probably had some anxiety disorder (which I'm not denying and, frankly, good for her for trying to help) and still wouldn't take me out of the stupid fucking pre-algebra class. Instead of switching my schedule, she sent me to this therapist my family couldn't afford who told me I had depression because I didn't feel like straightening my hair and looking at boys.

I'm sorry, but I still don't agree with that guidance counselor to this very day. I had so many breakdowns because of that class I couldn't mentally handle. I couldn't focus when other people were doing everything so much better than me. Instead of just taking me out of the class and putting me in the class with people that were on the same level when I specifically asked for that, she just let me struggle.

I passed that class with a B or something because all the homework I inevitably Googled the answers to balanced out when I failed a quiz/test. 

The next year, I failed Algebra 1. 

I just hate asking for help. I know teachers are typically good people willing to help and I know for sure that my math analysis teacher is a good guy who likes to help the struggling kids, but there's just something about asking for help that makes me crack and end up in tears. 

I guess it's because I was kind of raised to accept that people don't usually help you. People are selfish and don't care. And asking for help is a sign of weakness. And yes, I did grow up poor. 

I know I need to ask for help to graduate. I almost broke down crying just to ask to be moved to the front of the class. 

If I fail this stupid class, I don't graduate and therefore I can't go to the college I want so I can get away from my creepy stalker who will probably end up stabbing me before the end of the year. 

So basically, I'm fucked unless I get the hell over this shit and just ask the man if there's going to be a chance I can retake that stupid fucking quiz I Wes Gibbins'ed for or if my grade will just balance out soon. 

I know the guy isn't going to scream in my face that I should work harder for it, but it's just the .0000000005% chance that he might that scares the shit out of me. Which causes me to have anxiety attacks in the bathroom. Which leads to me smearing my makeup. And tomorrow is Goth Day at school.

I just need to pass this class. I just need to pass this class. Which means I have to do what I don't want to do in order to pass this class. I need to graduate. I need to graduate to get the hell out of this town. I need to graduate and then I can party like I'm dying. Which isn't true because I will have passed high school and I will have earned an amazing achievement. I need to pass math analysis. I need to pass it. I need to pass it. I need to get a C in math analysis.

I don't really know how to incorporate a happy ending to this post, except for talking about HTGAWM. 

If I can talk to the teacher without crying, I guarantee it will be because I'm so excited for HTGAWM and that's literally all I will be thinking about during the conversation. 

I know Connor didn't do it (seems too invested in looking at pictures of his dork in the 2x01 preview) and my previous guess about Laurel is probably 125% wrong. I know they're setting it up to make it seem like Wes did it, but you know who they set up to make you think killed Lila? You know who it wasn't? The person we were led to believe it was.

I don't even know what to expect tomorrow. Like, do I expect Bonnie and Asher to have sex? Connor and Oliver? Connor and some other guy? Wes and Annalise? Laurel and Frank? WHO IS GOING TO FUCK. AND WHAT IS GOING TO FUCK ME UP? 

AND WHO KILLED HER.

All I know is that it looks amazing and is probably going to keep me on my toes. The last scene is probably going to be jaw-dropping and have lots of sex. Speaking of which, I'm not going to talk about the octopus thing in 2x03, but if you're really curious, you can look it up yourself. And I was just thinking, "What the fuck is up with the titles this season?" Then I read the interview. 

Seriously. 

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Hits and Misses

Hits and Misses

   9/16/2015       Unknown

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On a scale of one to ten, my day has been a mild twelve in the OMG I HATE EVERYTHING category.

To summarize (lol like I can even summarize) I had to hear a long lecture about one of the most pointless things ever, basically told I was not good at said pointless thing, and after not focusing because I was extremely annoyed about being lectured about all things pointless, I dropped and shattered my iPod. I can still use it, but maybe I need to clarify that today just felt so pointless until then. Then I realized that I should have stayed at home watching Best of Gossip Girl scenes on YouTube, because at least I could look at Leighton Meester instead of looking at the people lecturing me about pointless things that nobody in the world cares about to the point they do.

So today I'd refer to as a hit and miss. Kind of like Shameless (US) season five.

I tried to make today a good day, I swear. I mean, I almost got to operate dangerous machinery!

But now I feel like complete crap, so I gotta vent on my blog while doing schoolwork. Actually, I'm lying, because I don't even have my book for said schoolwork.

I'm just annoyed with the whole entire planet and the only thing making me feel better is the fact How To Get Away With Murder comes back in nine days. All I need right now is Annalise Keating telling some bitches off. Also, I need the rest of the havoc caused by all the drama the other characters caused to play out.

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Sometimes, I get asked why I like Connor and Oliver so much if I'm a lesbian. Because I've been doing gossip blogging on and off for a long time now, and I know a good dramatic gay ship when I see one. 

Also, yes, censorship of Connor shirtless is necessary. Protect da children!!!!!111

I think that sometimes, our whole entire life can seem like a big miss. That's why we take a bottle of water, our local fluffy orange cat, and wear some cozy pajamas that make us feel like we're in a fluffy version of Heaven on Earth and take a long fucking nap.

I probably need a book on how to deal with annoying people as of, like, yesterday.

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Guess what I've been watching?

Guess what I've been watching?

   9/09/2015       Unknown

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I have had a crappy day so please excuse any of my excess cursing and whatever else I might say in this post that might strike you the wrong way.

So sometimes when I'm between writing blog posts and doing college work, I actually watch YouTube let's plays. My favorite YouTuber is KPopp, because she's a lot different from the other YouTubers out there. I mean, she's not really girly and she isn't afraid to say some uncensored shit. Which is cool, you know?

So, naturally, when she uploaded Until Dawn gameplay I watched it.

I mean, I hate horror films for the same reasons I hate scifi ones. The characters are too predictable and similar. Which makes the plot incredibly predictable. And honestly, if I'm expecting to be scared, that's all I'm going to think about in the movie.

I think the thing I like about YouTube commentary is that it can make otherwise lackluster gameplay into a whole new thing enjoyable to watch. Like The Sims. Talented commentators can make the boring, average, everyday lives of their Sims into a whole new thing if they're good at it.

So guess who is in Until Dawn? No, not Hayden! And not Amanda from Shameless! I didn't even recognize Nichole Bloom until KPopp pointed it out. 

The person I liked the most at first was Josh. He just... he seemed interesting to me.

I've been on the Internet long enough not to be affected by the general stupidity of YouTube comments so I went to see what people were saying. Someone pointed out that the actor who portrayed/voiced Josh (Rami Malek) had a major role on a show called Mr Robot.

Now, as much as I hated that fucking title, I was willing to give it a chance. I mean, I've watched a hell of a lot of television. I hate some and I love some. I hated The Riches but loved Shameless. Hated Scandal but loved How to Get Away with Murder. You win some and you lose some.

I have to say that I absolutely love Mr Robot. It feels very raw to me. I love how talented Rami is in it. It's the kind of acting that gives you chills. It's a breathtaking experience to watch every scene and just watching this clip had me sold. It felt like I was watching the future expectations of all television series.

I'm about five episodes in and I know some major shit goes down. It's okay, I still watched every episode of HTGAWM even after knowing every detail of what happens. Things happen.

Plus, in Mr Robot, Elliot saved the dog! He saved Flipper! Hooray!

I even took some time to read what others were saying about it (sorry, I'm not a hacker or anything) and it seems like most of them agree that everything was researched well and executed well. So bonus points for accuracy!

Time to get back to watching it instead of, um, focusing on my precalc marks...

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You're Not a Comedian

You're Not a Comedian

   9/06/2015       Unknown

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I'm not even sure what to title this blog post, because honestly, I don't want this trashbag's name anywhere on my blog. I didn't even know if I wanted to do this post, but after seeing some people on Tumblr's reactions, I knew I needed to say something.

I don't like to make posts talking about YouTubers. I barely watch many YouTubers (I watch about 10 on a constant basis) and I find most drama on there pointless.

I knew about this 'comedian' before this video, but I really didn't care about her too much. I never found her funny and the jumpcuts are so fucking annoying. I get it, she has boobs and says offensive shit. However, I find the last episode of Mr Rogers' Neighborhood more funny than any of her videos.

The first video I saw with her in it was Dear Instagram Models or whatever it was called. Basically, Nicole Arbour said that Instagram models that don't get paid for their work aren't real models. She made those standards, guys!

So since blonde girls can make standards for people, and I just dyed my roots blonde again, I get to make standards! You say you're a comedian, Nicole Arbour? I just decided you're not. Checkmate, bitch! Take that label off yourself right now, because you're not a comedian. You don't make me laugh, so you're not a comedian. In fact, I doubt you make anyone actually laugh.

Nicole Arbour, you're not an 'edgy' or 'funny' person for posting a video where you say, "OOOOHHH HAHA PEOPLE ARE ALREADY OFFENDED!" before you even begin your idiotic statement you probably had to edit for hours to get all those annoying jumpcuts in. I can't tell if I find you or the jumpcuts more annoying. I guess the only thing I'm happy about while watching your video is the fact I redyed the purple parts of my hair today so they stopped looking so pink so I don't accidentally have hair like your's.

And really, I'm not offended. But the point is that other people are and they feel like complete shit about themselves. I mean, as a comedian, are you supposed to make people feel like they aren't worthy of eating today?

I saw someone on my Tumblr say that her stupid fucking video with her stupid fucking face made them feel like they should never eat again.

And you know what? That scares me. It scares me that there are people not much younger than me- and even older- that haven't dealt with the things I've dealt with and are very impressionable people that would take this piece of shit's video to heart.

Making people who you think are fat feel like shit about their body isn't the way to make them lose weight. Your annoying fucking voice saying that we should all make fat people feel like shit about themselves until they go to the gym is literally what is wrong with the world.

"You got one body," You say in your video. I really don't know why I'm listening to your video, because honestly, most of your viewers probably just mute it and do inappropriate stuff I literally cannot mention in this post because of the children.  Nicole, guess what? You're actually right about something, but you're also a complete failure unless we take it out of context. We do have one body, so congrats on going to school long enough for that! Since we only have one body, shouldn't we love it enough to not think such abusive and cruel things about it?

I have friends of every shape and size these days and my friends that are plus-sized literally had no motivation to go to the gym and work out until they felt okay enough about their own body to go work out. Maybe when you feel confident enough to stop playing the "Guys I'm funny because I'm offensive" card (yes, I made a new card up) you might actually be funny enough for me to laugh at one day.

I can't believe people like this even make fucking money from their dumbass fucking videos.

Also, congrats on making a joke about gay people and glitter. Like I've never heard that one before. I didn't catch the black lady in church joke, but I feel like if I rewind your video to the part before it (where in about 20 seconds there will be about 5 million jumpcuts) I will have wasted my time.

I hope all plus-sized people have enough respect for themselves never to speak to a bitch like you. In fact, I hope all people kind of have enough respect for themselves never to speak to someone like this.

If you're so confident in your dumbass opinions, why do you have to turn off comments and delete them? Maybe it's because you can't take it.

You know what, Nicole Arbour? Fuck you and your stupid fucking Starbucks. I hope a plus-sized Instagram model spat in your coffee. You're not a comedian, because I said so.

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