Updates and Ads

Updates and Ads

   8/21/2016       Unknown

---

Yes, I see your pageviews. Thank you for all of them, even if it was just a cyberstalker waiting for me to slip up and post my address. Jokes on you, bitches, because I'm moving!

Anyways, last time I posted on here was when I was still employed, may or may not have been a dancing queen at 18, and basically, just a really fucking long time ago. Please don't ask why I'm writing a blog post at two in the morning. My life is a wreck and I can't do anything about it.

Enough with the rambling. For all you hip kids with adblock, can you listen to me for a second? Alright, if you pay attention you'll see I have a new template for my blog. I wanted one that would look fresher than a daisy picked on two virgins' wedding day, but I guess this one is alright. I also somehow got approved for an Adsense account. Which means I'm selling out and next up I'll be making t-shirts for my shit blog.

Oh wait. I do.

I don't expect to get rich off of this blog. I just want a few cents here and there. Maybe enough to buy a *gasp* small coffee one day!

I'll hopefully be writing more soon. I missed you guys.